David Ross

Writer / Director, The Babysitters. Screenwriter, The Woods (now on Prime!) Takes three days to make chili and thirty minutes to make a sandwich.

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Turns out the real threat to the dogs and the cats are white people.

Three more possible cases of bird flu in LA County cats; 4 cases confirmed https://t.co/vpVhDL7h0r

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@AlexJayBrady @esjesjesj Chills.

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@thathagengrrl I do not understand the death of blocking. It’s either a creative deficit or a panic about budget / time. My wife and I now call out BLOCKING when we do see it.

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Just a mess of thoughts and feelings I've been sitting on for years. One of my students raised their hand, tossed out a one-sentence note that dramatically, thematically, and narratively synthesized my whole idea.

Teaching is fun.
Talk to smart people about your ideas.

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I'm having my USC students soft-pitch their ideas in class. Nothing formal, it could be as simple as "I have a single image in my head." To break the ice I went first- babbled through about three disparate notions and where they came from...

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@Lons Kevin Bacon is one of my few pure-celebrity follows. It’s a lot of good vibes from the farm and the occasional trip into the city to see Kyra in a show.

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@quickdarshan LEAVE IAN HOLM ALONE.

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@BilgeEbiri

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The real debate about Haitians we should be having is that the USA and France owe Haiti many billions in reparation.

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@Marcprice21 @johngary Joke$

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@TalkScaredPod We all knew this one would be near the top. Amazing what you can do with the right lighting, makeup, and a really tall dude.

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LAUSD went back to school this morning. Happy Now Where the Hell Was I Day to all you other writers out there.

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Get David Lynch to do the L.A. opening ceremony.

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@kiralerner @BittrScrptReadr Few single episodes of tv have crushed me like The Suitcase.

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@TByrne75 @BittrScrptReadr Everyone knows this is the best season, even before they're seen it. It lives up to the hype.

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You’re thinking of Reagan.

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Now that school’s out let’s throw some extra side-eye toward everyone asking actors to self-tape at home.

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@dayfornight As always, it’s the cover-up that gets people.

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@tvaziri The first 30 minutes are some of the scariest moments I've seen in a movie. I didn't realize the extent of my alien abduction fear until I saw this.