izzy finch 🐥

dedicated smart ass, she her hers

[(sab) 睿燄 • Their Totality @sasponella]

Imagine minding ur own business and then a literal yakuza tries to one up u I would lose me mind

[The King of Queens @TheKOQ]

We all know who the real king is.

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

Game of Thrones is similar to Rick & Morty in that its fans make it fucking unbearable

[brent @murrman5]

[wife rubbing her belly] come feel the baby kick
[not even six hours after I failed my green belt] you for real?

[Dissect Podcast @dissectpodcast]

We should be grateful for artists who push the boundaries of art while in the public eye.

Rather than play it safe, they risk their careers to innovate despite the heightened probability of failure.

Thank you @tylerthecreator for continually pushing yourself, and in turn, us.

[madison @maddiemoorexx]

i can’t believe i’ve let boys make me sad before lol

[thomas @iucipur]

McDonalds really got the best breakfast

[jodie @jodieegrace]

My dad is 51, pursuing a modeling career, and I’ve never seen him happier. He told me he’s just waiting for a chance to blow up. So, Twitter, meet my dad.

[Gretchen @gretchland]

@UnplannedMovie Wish my mom had an abortion so I wouldn't have had to watch this trailer

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

(hulk hogan voice) nice you meet you brother
date: excuse me?

[FAZE2 @steelbenrun]

two birds fuckin one stone, I tell you what

[The Mac Miller Memoir @MacMillerMemoir]

Tiny Desk Concert - 2009 https://t.co/byny7JyFIZ

[Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov]

battle rapper: stop crying

me: well then stop rapping that mean stuff about me

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

“Son, your mother and I have something to tell you. You’re... adapted”
Me [breathing underwater with ease] “I shall write you from my ocean home”

[Shane🗡️ @SoggySnickers]

My knees should not hurt this much at such a young age

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

cop: do you know why i pulled you over?

stuart little: was i going a... LITTLE... fast, officer? *chuckles*

cop: there’s a brick of cocaine in a tiny trailer made out of legos attached to your mini corvette

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

go crazy AND go stupid? in this economy?