CK the martian

a menace to society

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I’m no longer on a boat with republicans

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I’ve seen more ugly babies on this vacation than I’ve ever seen in my life. Maybe it’s time to get back on bc.

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I’m on a cruise and my entire side of the ship decided to go outside on our balconies and boo the people who are late to reboard the ship. This is the hater cruise fr fr.

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Being on a carnival cruise is an excellent reminder (if you needed one) that black people are the greatest people on this planet

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Shouts to the woman who stopped me on the street to tell me I looked “so amazing” 🥹

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Me sitting in the corner watching Leah make friends 🥹

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Please please please do not offer me banana bread with chocolate chips in it. Monstrosity.

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@theestallion Chicago BB ♥️🫰🏽

[LS 🔆 @leahthenomad]

Going crazy in the gym pod rn: https://t.co/uSVniqdDN1

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Every time I talk to my Gemini mother I get to listen to the juiciest gossip I have ever heard. Like she is always outdoing herself. Excellent content.

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My bf said lose yourself by Eminem is white ppl knuck if you buck and now I’m trying to catch my breath in the middle of lunch

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This cat chewing on my glasses could wake me from death in a rage unlike anything ever felt on this planet

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@leahthenomad 👀

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Came to the club for a reggaeton night so why am I listening to a Frank ocean remix

[Angel Reese @Reese10Angel]

A ginger ale HATES to see me coming on a flight.

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Everyday I come home and cry about the Olympics. Happy tears of course, but tears nonetheless.

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Is it possible to watch the South Sudan team play and not mention how attractive they are? I don’t think it is.

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Submitting 100 change tv requests on the office internal system so I can watch every Olympic sport

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Only having one best friend is not my journey.

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If there is an appropriate number of times to cry about Celine Dion, double it and that the number of times I’ve cried about her today alone. International treasure.