Maddy Ellexson

[Maddy Ellexson @finding_maddy]

Boy: Hey I really like you

Me:*has difficulty expressing feelings* Oof.

[Maddy Ellexson @finding_maddy]

Kenny Ortega connects with my childhood and makes me forget the insanity of now

[Eugene Lee Yang @EugeneLeeYang]

me ironically watching Julie and the Phantoms and then actually enjoying it because the music slaps

[Lisa Fleisher @lisafleisher]

Things always seem terrible around here, but yesterday my daughter saw her first waterfall and I got to watch her face.

[Maddy Ellexson @finding_maddy]

@djbarnhart7 One of my kids said they wanted to save their pee an keep it forever.

[Maddy Ellexson @finding_maddy]

I finished Criminal Minds. What the hell am I supposed to do now?

[Maddy Ellexson @finding_maddy]

My mom called me specifically to sing the Tiny Diamond song from the new trolls movie. She ended the call in saying, “Peace and love. Tiny and mama out”. In conclusion, I love my mom.

[Maddy Ellexson @finding_maddy]

@juliakmcqueen Virtual hugs sent.

[Maddy Ellexson @finding_maddy]

Day whatever of social distancing but still going to work: Today, I told a kid I would eat him for dinner with a side of mashed potatoes and he yelled “NO”

[Maddy Ellexson @finding_maddy]

It’s day 4 of my work quarantine and I taught my kids how to catch bubbles in a tiny pan.

[Zach Kornfeld @korndiddy]

I called in every remaining favor for this

[Maddy Ellexson @finding_maddy]

You really telling me they sold out of the vitamins I’ve been taking for SEVENTEEN YEARS? Baffling.

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

PROS OF ICED COFFEE:

- healthier than crack

-d o p a m i n e

-use the bathroom so much I lost 10lbs

-can convince myself instead of my anxiety being a sign of mental illness it’s simply the side effect of a crippling caffeine addiction

CONS OF COFFEE:
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-???
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[Brian Baumgartner @BBBaumgartner]

Question: do you know what today is? Answer: it’s my favorite day of the year. That’s right folks... today is #NationalChiliDay and I’ve partnered with BUSH’S® Beans to share with you MY chili recipe to help you celebrate the biggest day of the year. #ad @BushsBeans

[Maddy Ellexson @finding_maddy]

Hi. I took my fourth ever CPR class today and it was the first one where I ever had to discuss how to approach administering first aid during an active shooter. So. That was new and not something I wanted to think about doing to my one year olds or my coworkers 👌🏻

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

I’m actually in tears over these people trying to remember the names of the Jonas brothers

[Maddy Ellexson @finding_maddy]

I cannot stress how much I love this woman.

[Zendaya @Zendaya]

https://t.co/o97HrKp3uo

[Maddy Ellexson @finding_maddy]

I just painted for eight hours straight and didn’t realize? Funky.

[Maddy Ellexson @finding_maddy]

One time my English teacher assumed that I was going to school for teaching and I got really offended because I was majoring in communications and thought I was going to be a hard hitting journalist lmao. Now look at me- A TEACHER. And I love it, not gonna lie.

[Maddy Ellexson @finding_maddy]

A synopsis of “Walking” by Henry David Thoreau