Sydney

super chill all the time.

[Sydney @findingsydney]

"It is, after all, the dab of grit that seeps into an oyster's shell that makes the pearl, not pearl-making seminars with other oysters." -s. king

[Sydney @findingsydney]

@adcohen15 Comedic genius

[Sydney @findingsydney]

I don't know what I engaged with to have Twitter recommending bird videos but I'm not upset about it.

[Sydney @findingsydney]

And God will say, "But did you feed my sheep?"

[Sydney @findingsydney]

I think a lot of people will get to the end of their life and God will say, "did you feed my sheep?"

And they will respond, "Yes Lord, I lobbied and protested for abortion to be overturned!"

And God will say, "did you feed my sheep?"

[Sydney @findingsydney]

And they will cry, "yes Lord! I went to church every Sunday and even invited friends, even gay people too!"

And God will say, "but did you feed my sheep?"

And they will say, "of course! How could I not have! I believed in you and called out sin when I saw it!"

[Sydney @findingsydney]

@QEisenacher Wait. You can return books?! Books you paid money for??

How is that a thing?! What are libraries and used book stores for then?!

Sorry. Having an existential crisis here. Gonna need a minute. Books are an item I have never even fathomed as being returnable.

[Sydney @findingsydney]

@mkobach @austin_rief Picture frames is the best response to this thread.

[Sydney @findingsydney]

I don't care about Jurassic World; I just care that this edit of Jurassic Park with everyone wearing high heels is retweeted forever and ever.

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

This just made my year.

JURASSIC PARK, but everyone including the dinosaurs is wearing high heels. (source Imgur)

[Sydney @findingsydney]

@mike_ambrosino_ @rianjohnson And Then There Were None.

[Sydney @findingsydney]

Flight attendant on my plane is wearing leopard print. It is 100% not dress code, but it's got me thinking...

... Should this be the uniform?! Love the energy. #rawr

[Sydney @findingsydney]

@Jon_Finkel What a great thread! Daughter of an awesome dad with 3 brothers and 2 sisters. Nothing better than a dad who spends time with you and engages in all your unique interests!

[Sydney @findingsydney]

Okay, finally watched "The Batman" and it's... insanely good. Like it has no business being that good.

[Charles Booker @Booker4KY]

Our kids cannot be replaced. But our Senators can.

[Sydney @findingsydney]

@SavannahSlays Probably something like, "come on people!" *throws hands up in disbelief/annoyance*

[Liz @lzreads]

if the public library has a million fans, i am one of them. if the public library has ten fans, i am one of them. if the public library has only one fan, it’s me. if the public library has no fans, that means i am no longer on this earth.

[Sydney @findingsydney]

@jimmyfallon My sister drove a Ford Focus that would not latch the passenger door when it was below 40 degrees. We would bungee cord the doors together and hope for the best on turns. #MyWorstCar

[Sydney @findingsydney]

@SavannahSlays this was a wild ride and i enjoyed every second of it!

[Sydney @findingsydney]

How long is it socially acceptable to sit in the car after arriving home? 10 mins? 30 mins?

Asking for a friend.

[Sydney @findingsydney]

I have been to church services with this and I promise you, it does not help.

[Craig Winneker @CraigWinneker]

Interpretive dance in the European Parliament. I think the US Congress could use a bit of this