BREAKING NEWS: “Starmer denies knowing he was Prime Minister”
Sir Kier Starmer has revealed that no one told him until last Tuesday he won the 2024 election and had become PM.
He told Beth Rigby “I was totally kept in the dark by my officials. I’m really angry about it.”
Just seen Carlos Vicente in Harvester Sutton Coldfield. He was trying to enjoy his meal, but Bob Warman was another table causing a ruckus… shouting “I’m Bob fucking Warman, what do you mean you don’t have Clams…… #BirminghamCity#Blues#bcfc@BCFC
“Dear Sunderland, I wanted to write to you about my mate Jack.”
When @SunderlandAFC’s Wilson Isidor read Jack’s story, he felt compelled to visit his Mum, Jackie.
What followed will remain with them forever ❤️
Notice how there’s Gym equipment in the background. ….. That means we’ve signed Demarai Gray. I don’t know how, but it does. #bcfc#BirminghamCity#Blues@BCFC I’m Columbo