clarë

trying to be patient

[Cello/Phn @Cellowphane]

This bitch was hooting and hollaring downnn in that studio

[haley✨ @HaleyTCG]

taking psychic damage at the prerelease

[clarë @findloverboy]

wtf, Yasmine’s theme is buns

[transgender obama @sensitivyungFTM]

There’s something so intimate about slowly going insane with your coworkers during a Fuck You Nigga Die shift

[morgan (vermont) @vermont_morgan]

"there's no way I'd recognize- Oh, yeah that's him"

[⚜️Slimeto38⚜️ @SLIMETO380000]

This might be the greatest comment section in twitter history

[💜Dani🖤 🇵🇸 @Danidoesmagic]

"Ermmm aren't you worried there's gonna be spyware on these" mf I do not care!!! The US government and Israel already listens to all my shit why do I care if the Chinese government listens in on it? All they're gonna hear is me yearning for bad bitches who play
Combo decks

[andi-kan @90641_5608]

ra’s al ghul

[Gearoid Reidy リーディー・ガロウド @GearoidReidy]

The CEO.. of..?

[alex medina @mrmedina]

when Bron retire imma take a week off from work.

[Stef. | Content + Marketing Director 👨🏾‍💻🛠 @STEFisDOPE]

I hope y’all hit the gym tomorrow.

Be the Black Viltrumite the Japanese think you are.

[🇬🇫Xenojin/Marylin🏳️‍⚧️ #tokonforall @XenoMarylin]

Never fuck with Xavier because this nigga legit hit Magneto with the Holocaust Beam. Imagine what he'd do to you.

[Junk 🌴 @_Junk_]

Great, now I can't attack for 3 turns this is bullshit wtf

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

“Promise me you won't cast Gaseous Form at the party tonight.”

Me: I promise.

Me three drinks later: