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#Travel the world one story at a time, #writing, #podcast, #travelshow. Hosted by @iheartrandom. Currently flattening the curve in Los Angeles, back soon 🦠

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Kids yesterday need to pull themselves up by their bootstrap paradox ♾

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@UnFitz They're both terrible. Vinegar 🔥

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@TheHyyyype

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This is the kind of brave journalism we need.

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

wtf was this statement????

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What a ride. 🍿

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@torriangray Subscribed to your family drama 🍿

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@generic_brian @explodedsoda Also subreddit isn't down, it's just private. I can see posts atm

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@LeaderMcConnell FOH

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@alex_abads Matt. Daaaaaamon

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Savage AF

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

He seems like a very happy old man looking forward to a bright and wonderful future. So nice to see!

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@explodedsoda If they just put mental gymnastics into the Olympics there'd be so many confederate gold medals.

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@StateOfLinkedIn Sounds like a nightmare. Someone bought into the corporatism manifesto. There's a whole world of experiences out past those four sterile office walls.

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@drankturpentine Big if true.

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@explodedsoda Those stickers will outlast humanity.

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@cmarinucci @CNN I am surprised Pikachu.

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Maybe the Republican politicians could wear little pieces of flair so that the terrorists can identify their leaders.

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@Buffalojilll "Stressful" fml

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Hahaha superimposed the wrong Nobel prize because he doesn't have a real one for reference. Also, this music is so Veep I can't tell if it was added to mock him.

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@senatemajldr It's too late you slack eyed turtle. You convinced your followers it's not safe and now a huge majority of red-hatted Americans won't take it. Congratulations 👏

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@pattonoswalt Patton Oswalt (Zig Zag)