sailor mars

Must get rid of toxic in the community.

[sailor mars @fine_sunflower_]

1 month of working as an engineer

[la reflexión de un vendedor de cursos @saintpost]

Quién es y xq me causó tanta gracia que no haya podido mover un solo gramo de tujes

[kay @hsrsie]

Her and harry always doing some stupid shit

[SIMONE 🩷 @parasocialyte]

hayden panettiere dying the same year that she came out is just genuinely so heartbreaking

[TMZ @TMZ]

Dolly Parton Abruptly Cancels Dollywood Appearance, Doctor Advised Not to Travel https://t.co/cg8QPswiY0

[TMZ @TMZ]

Sen. Mitch McConnell was found unconscious when rushed to the hospital.

Details: https://t.co/l2gNF4GABx

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[erin @Y0ROZU]

call me myamura for the way i cant stop leaking 🤤🤤🤤

[ire @ireaura]

each time i ask people older than me for advice they tell me to go out a lot and make a ton of mistakes

[cry somewhere else @mightdoshawty]

I’ll literally never forget when Anne’s iCloud got hacked and we finally got a full close up pic of his tiger tattoo… you just really had to be there

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

>renames it to the Department of War
>names himself the Secretary of War
>fights one war
>loses

[Father² @federalia]

.@TheAcademy

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

You lied about Iraq, no one trusts you.

[Ghassan Abu Sitta, Chair of Conflict Medicine AUB @GhassanAbuSitt1]

Netanyahu's entire career for decades was based on finding an American president who would fight Iran on his behalf.

And he did.

And they both lost.

[beck @unrivaled]

gotta marry a new yorker so i can get dual citizenship to mamdanistan

[kay! ☕️ @swiatekology]

mamdani’s first six months as mayor:

- free daycare
- all potholes filled
- knicks win the championship

[👑 @King2Eclipse]

Hackers are utterly incapable of hacking shit that would actually benefit people. Want them to hack the FAFSA to get rid of student loans?? Sorry their too busy hacking cartoon studios and threatening to release something people were already planning on watching

[vin @dovesinthwind]

jesus take the wheel

[shut up, josh @ChiefJosheola]

School Shooting: There’s nothing we can do about this. Don’t politicize these tragedies.

Political Shooting: We need a $400 million bunker built immediately and you hate America if you don’t agree.

[໊ @wandasattorney]

“I just wanna go home” bitch you haven’t BEEN home since your husband died??? 😭😭😭

[alex @userctrI]

assasinations used to have a 100% success rate, whats going on