Breaking: Rumor has it that @Benihana is in advanced talks to acquire @rainbowdotme. @steveaoki is helping negotiate terms of the deal and could possibly be interim CEO of the new joint venture.
The year is 2023, crypto is in winter and markets across the board are red. Google decides that now is the time to unveil its new web3 product. This is how crypto twitter reacts.
After nearly two weeks of no tweets @mikedemarais and the rest of the @rainbowdotme leadership team emerge from Twitter suspended animation with some retweets. Hopefully the fallout from firing their infamous social media manager has subsided.
Day 6 of no tweets from @mikedemarais. At the request of the other @rainbowdotme founders, Mike has retreated back into his twitter bunker complex. Rumor has it that bands of community managers unencumbered by NDAs are roving the countryside attempting to locate & assassinate him
Day 5 of no tweets from @mikedemarais. A cautious Mike emerges from his bunker complex to survey the crypto twitter battlefield for lawsuits and nasty tweets. Perhaps now is the time for him to return to the surface and resume his battle against rogue community managers?
Day 4 of no twitter activity from @mikedemarais. Rumor has it that he had fled the city to a secret bunker. Meanwhile a special session of the United Nations general assembly has been convened to consider charging him with crimes against humanity for firing a community manager
Another day has passed with no twitter activity from @mikedemarais after his battle with the wicked witch of the west. A search party comprised of members of the @rainbowdotme community has been dispatched to oz to find him. Hopefully he is okay & not in need of legal assistance
@sassal0x Depiction of crypto experts giving their interpretation of the latest CPI figures. On the right is @ricburton who thinks it’s bullish for safari extensions and kite surfing.