Richard Vernon

I raid Barry Manilow’s wardrobe. I expect more from Varsity Lettermen. Lover of coffee and oranges. Hater of vacuum flasks. I will not be made a fool of.

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People who say they’re your friend but want everything on their own terms…

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@CumberdickB Shockingly bad. Was shaping up okay and then McGregor showed up and it went South in a very big hurry….

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@JonathanPieNews For the Tory party and it’s credibility, yes…but for the country and our future it is absolutely necessary.

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@Backpainandwine I’m always more tired than anyone else. It’s a fact.

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@DaProdigiousApe Self awareness

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@SkyNews Bunch of c@nts

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@harmonybyday Yes, that’s true enough.

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@CoolGuitaristPi George Lynch

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What can you do if your significant other doesn’t like oral?

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@thriftygreen @Noman314159 @F_f_floyd @indigo_raven_ Right? I’m 57 and I’ve got hoodies.

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@MaajidNawaz Well said.

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@UjuAnya “Professor”

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@UjuAnya “Antiracist”

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@Deanoh87 @thriftygreen Hydration, before and after, is the key.

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