People make fun of him a lot, but he had a really solid career for a very long time and can still eat off of what he made as a child. A lot of people can’t say that. Also, his birth control is immaculate.
because every time there's a discussion about generally poor behavior, people start coming out the woodwork with the sob stories about their various disabilities
“You have pimples on your face.”
“You're getting fatter.”
“You have a scar here”
“Your acne is bad”
Yes, I saw it in the mirror before leaving home. Now shut up, mind your business and leave me the fuck alone.
l've tasted being a great employee, and I've also tasted being the hero at work. I highly recommend doing the bare minimum at work, getting paid, and going home.