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[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

liking a song isn't enough. i need to be able to call the artist & tell them they did a great job.

[kendall @superiorsantina]

when u can hear urself sounding like yo momma when u get aggravated

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

HR when you ask them to give you a key so you can enter the building for your job that they hired you for

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

when you’re stretching in bed & you feel your calf start to tighten

[𝒮𝒶𝒹𝒾𝓉𝓎ᥫ᭡ @THEEDON304]

“incorrect username or password” BITCH, WHICH ONE IS IT!!!!!!

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Now that it’s officially December

[𝗠𝗘𝗟𝗔𝗡𝗜𝗡✨✊🏾 @AfroStunnerz]

Black girl magic in its purest shade

[bria celest @55mmbae]

Put the apostrophe down when youre writing that babys name on the birth certificate!!

[Chloe @chloidc]

The fact that someone looked straight at a purple onion and named it red onion really bothers me.

[Charles J. Moore @charles270]

My cousin didn’t know what k-pop was. I told her it’s Korean people cosplaying as Jodeci & Destinys Child.

[robbieleeann @robbieleeannn]

im never beating the easily irritated allegations

[★ @puthyreloaded]

i’m really easy to rage bait bc wtf are you talking about and why are you saying it to me

[♰ @reeceollld]

one thing i know how to do is turn $1500 into $6.38

[Melech. @MelechThomas]

People with anxiety disorders reading this:

[michael olise ‘s gf @siyasangaa_]

my mom would turn it into a competition about whose body hurts the most

[Kita @kitakartel]

As soon as you see it the cramps activate

[jenny with the glock @prentcss]

i’m about to burst into tears

[ꕤ @glindaupland]

Cynthia Erivo’s “No Good Deed” will break the internet.

[March 8th ❤ @__xJay]

I’m no better than a man when I see a fat ass