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Professional Mario Kart driver and Wii console advocate

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been real into pitch perfect lately

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I’m a passenger princess by birthright because my left side is my good side

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Tinder lifts me up. Hinge brings me down.

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go to sleep? you mean mentally practice my standup routine?

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Today i went up to the counter a Dunkin’ Donuts and ordered a spink frosted finkle donut. A spinkle tinkle. A lil’ sposted fink tonut.

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@TheDrunkJake This just taught me so much

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Best shirt I ever received

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I’m the cutest person at this gas station right now

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@TheDrunkJake Yellow

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@TheDrunkJake Give a moose a cigarette

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@TheDrunkJake Uncle kracker covered this

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@TheDrunkJake Uncle Kracker tickets

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what did i do to deserve so many paragraph text messages except be a silly girl

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Ahh yes Claires and Auntie Annes. My two favorite ladies.

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I go on dating apps just to terrorize people

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@TheDrunkJake Uncle Kracker

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@TheDrunkJake Go to an uncle kracker concert

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I found out today that people who don’t know my name at work call me “that girl who looks like Wednesday Addams”

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I am not my cats mother. I’m her big sister who got custody and is trying her best.