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each day i awake to a fresh nightmare. “a dumpster fire of perfectness.” - the woman I’m currently plowing; he/him

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@tmsilverman @legaltweetz If his didn’t want me to have gay sex he shouldn’t have made me gay and horny and then put my g spot up my ass

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@Omega8Omega @legaltweetz @tmsilverman Sell me your daughter for two cows and a chicken. Do it. Sell me your oldest daughter, the bible said you can. It doesn’t matter how old she is. The Bible’s okay with it.

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@DrewPavlou One is a sex-trafficker and the other wears nail polish sometimes, so I can see how that’d be a difficult choice for stupid people

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@kingdomoftruthh @xenostroy Woke is when the mc isn’t a straight white guy I guess

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@renee1928maga @WorldDarkWeb2 Those boots won’t lick themselves i guess

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@TheFungi669 Lots of blue checks in the replies monetizing their dipshittery by spouting off a bunch of objectively untrue things lol

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@Haudricourt lol

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@MichaelArt123 Narrator: But they were.

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@darealestbird @capitalspidey Like fr whoever went “let’s take the football star jock and turn him into a trivia dweeb with affluenza” should’ve been immediately fired

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@mamacita4life2 @damnyeezynhov @realJoelFischer Why does “research” always just mean “google my confirmation bias” to these people like hon if you did the research show your work. Give me a bibliography or a works cited page, and it doesn’t even have to be MLA formatted

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@MAGAWatchdog @JimVorel @JDCocchiarella Homeboy “protect the kids” over here’s getting excited over the idea of checking everyone’s parties to see which equipmen they’re packing. No wonder voted for president “barges into teenage girls locker rooms” Trump. Pervs always recognize their own.

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@cairobow Tbh they probably could’ve recast him and no one would’ve known

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@Rainmaker1973 And people still sayin prayer doesn’t work smh 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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@MargoMartin47 @realDonaldTrump You say “coloring with the kids”, I say “surrounding himself with his intellectual peers”

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@PMF31763 @MargoMartin47 @AngelinaTamezTX @realDonaldTrump That’s true, president trulp has never once pandered to his crowd. I love that about him!!

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@Onyenazumu @BarackObama Legit question how can anyone be this stupid and not require round the clock care

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@AMAZlNGNATURE IS PUPPY

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@Grummz Any endeavor that doesn’t require skill, effort, time or creativity is pointless, worthless, meaningless, easily forgotten, and quickly replaced. Have a nice day. 😊

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@PattyMorin @ChrisVanHollen Hey you should give your grandkids back their money. Your daughter would be ashamed of you

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@JohnStrandUSA @JesseKellyDC This must hit hard if you’re dumber than dogshit