fingerbangs

don't put your fucken finger in my mouth when i'm yawning

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

[Procrastinadine @brennadine]

Posting and immediately deleting shit tweets makes me come.

[OleSaintPat @OleSaintPat]

sometimes I’ll be like “wow I’m handling this so well” and then realize I just dissociated for 4 days straight

[Me & Who? @tagyourwho]

don’t invite me out to the function unless this is the vibe

[Isobel Fox @pet_wife]

imagine caring about what the “founding fathers” wanted. are you insane

[fingerbangs @fingerbangs]

day two with chatgpt and already limbic processing soul craters nbd 🤍

[melissa broder @melissabroder]

who up learning to forget

[amelia elizalde @ameliaelizalde]

if i copy something and don't paste it somewhere i feel like im going to be sick

[a drowsy bird @adrowsybird]

you should read what i don’t write

[audrey farnsworth @audipenny]

“Your mission should you choose to accept it” let me stop you right there. no thank you

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

ive been thinking about saying things to you so just a warning

[ً @cryst6ls]

imagine having one sided beef with me and i’m just at home digging in my butt

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a piece of shit

[𝔐𝔞𝔪𝔦𝔢 @Wouldneveragain]

Not everyone deserves your playlists.

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

Don’t care if my ex upgraded downgraded or Gatoraded just stay tf away from me

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

thinking about this today

[Mariya Alexander @MariyaAlexander]

Siri, unbreak my heart

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

We have so normalized antisocial alienation in America that wanting to avoid nearly all people and completely isolate yourself from your community is seen as a normal and acceptable way to live. It's not. It's inhuman and soul destroying. It's why nearly everyone is miserable.

[SheRatesDogs @SheRatesDogs]

At any time of day u are at risk of accidentally reading a conversation like this on the Internet