daddyboy

honey, where’s my supersuit??! lmao editor @ please ingest my content

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here’s how i do oatmeal:
- 1/4 cup water (less than they recommend)
- 35 seconds in microwave (not too watery)
- feed it to grandma when im done

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i just paid a witch on etsy $7 to curse you

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must… get… shareholder… value…

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#NewProfilePic

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ed sheeran is pretty good

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jack johnson did nothing wrong

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im not here for a good time im here for a bed time

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@Saberspark @_SrPelo_ @EducationIddkd @LowPolly

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i am drowning in brackish water

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i want @lizzo to do a cover of dani california

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i could be your sweet dream, or a beautiful nightmareeee

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just got to the camo convention, where is everyone?

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katie

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its 2022 u dont have to stand in front of the sink when you brush your teeth

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i wish drake would do a cover of margaritaville

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daddy’s got swollen lymphnodes again

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i have a neapolitan of viruses raging inside of me

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me n who

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i always thought it was “zac & the brown band”

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wait did the cheetah girls breakup