Parlay P

No Bad Days.

[Parlay P @fink_stl]

God damn it Allentown.

[Parlay P @fink_stl]

@AFantasyFormula Is everyone that high on Luther Burden? Got a trade offer in SF dynasty league for Tee Higgins + pick swap. Was considering taking it.

[John Ginklehorn @johnnyginkle_76]

Who are the lil badass kids ripping penjamin at PGA champ?

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Trump threatening Iran for weeks

[roseanne @y0ugoththis]

my replies rn

[NBA Slime @TerryFranconia]

“3rd straight flyers power play without a shot”

[Parlay P @fink_stl]

3 power plays. 4 shots on goal. Total. Not just on power plays.

[Life of a Philly Fan @PhillyFanLife]

Sorry brother

[Kid Riles @kid_riles]

Dear MAGA:

Biden’s $5 gas was bought to you by Putin invading Ukraine.

Trump’s $5 gas is bought to you by Trump invading Iran.

Hope this helps.

[Uzi @UziCryptoo]

You are being lied to.

Today I present to you the only inflation index that matters. The Taco Bell chicken quesadilla inflation index.

2001 Chicken quesadilla: $1.89

2026 Chicken quesadilla: $6.19

This is a total inflation of ~327% or an annualized amount of just over
6%/уг.

Don't let the lizard people in the government trick you into thinking inflation is 2-3% per year...plan accordingly.

[Luke Arcaini @ArcainiLuke]

I’ve found my new favorite video from last night: Dan Vladar’s reaction to Cam York’s game winner

[Barstool Philly @BarstoolPhilly]

CAM YORK OVERTIME WINNER

FLYERS ELIMINATE PENGUINS 4-2 IN THE SERIES AND ADVANCE TO THE EASTERN CONFERENCE SEMIFINALS

PLAY THE SONG

[Parlay P @fink_stl]

See we’re off to another start of the penguins being a bunch of faggots and getting no calls again.

[Jamey Baskow @JameyBaskow]

Finish them, tonight Flyers

[Coots @YaBoyCoots]

GO FLYERS

[Furnace @Furnacepicks]

Kyle Schwarber whenever he’s the last leg of my home run parlay

[Parlay P @fink_stl]

AJ really gone 😥

[Parlay P @fink_stl]

Philly got the best WR in the draft.

[Barstool Philly @BarstoolPhilly]

FLYERS BEAT PENGUINS 5-2 IN SOUTH PHILLY TO TAKE A 3-0 SERIES LEAD

PLAY THE FUCKING SONG

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

Not sure I've ever seen a full circle of dudes celebrating in the penalty box lmao

[CogginToboggan @CogginToboggan]

John Kruk in a suit looks like someone who’s been advised by a judge to not represent themself in court.