Women love white guy flirting. Hit her with that. “Wooh wee boy howdy do you look scrumdidlyumptious.” I can guarantee you that she’ll fall in love instantly.
@daphungi@ClashofClans It’s me son. Your dad. Here to finally reclaim you. You have brought great honor to our name and I would be proud to call you my son again.
@weezing_im_am @HiddenBanzai What is the lore behind Lego Poison Ivy. Are those leaves superglued to her? Are the leaves growing out of her. It doesn’t make any sense how those leaves are staying in place with no straps. Please get back to me ASAP.
Thank you
-Concerned Lego Fan
@mattyymatty_ @ejs3668 God bless America.
A grown man with a sparkler and a beer.
Or
A grown man letting children play with a firework strong enough to kill three people.
“Are you happy your mother was pro life?” Bro. That has no factor in this at all. She had me when she was ready. Pro choice does not mean no births only abortion. It means taking a look at your own circumstances and deciding for yourself.