Patriot Krab

Center-Left || Proud Virginian || Pro abundance Populist || John Warner Stan || Liberal internationalist 🌐🇺🇳

[Patriot Krab @Finleyjones09]

What happened to @BeshearStan is awful. No one deserved to be doxxed or harassed.

[Axerix @Axerixing]

Yeah this “kirkaversary” is just a repeat of what happened a year ago

Dumbass leftoids makes fun of le “irrelevant podcaster” and then le right winger doxxes them and report their behavior to their job, family, etc

Like can we just stop this shit is gone to far

[Patriot Krab @Finleyjones09]

@BeshearStan Stay strong my dude,

[april 🔆🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @gaypril_906]

genuinely fucking hilarious how the right caught the slightest glimpse of cultural hegemony and then overplayed their hand so hard that they essentially 9/11'd their own cultural capital into nothingness

[Hello 🌹🐇🇵🇸🇺🇦 @The_Real_Hello]

17 y/o white boys in my class were talking about “celebrating the kirkaversary” tomorrow

[Patriot Krab @Finleyjones09]

@ed_dems I just know there’s gonna be some resist lib gay guy who currently making a parody of the Harlem shake called “The Collins shake” that’s gonna have a surprisingly high number of views on TikTok.

[#TradeCharmin🧻 @MotownMels]

whoever made this singlehandedly ruined any chance the right had at people taking the kirkening seriously. i was genuinely concerned that they would rally around him and gain public opinion but then this came out and solidified him as a joke

[Marcus is Fighting @CosmonautMarcus]

Little did they know “What’s about to come” meant 12 straight months of memes and Charlie’s soul being trapped in ChatGPT for the rest of time

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

The Kirkening is now so eclipsed by memes, it’s easy to forget how hard the right tried to manifest a post-9/11 “kill them all” type atmosphere in the aftermath.

[Center-Aezzie Patriot 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼🇪🇺🗽 @AezzieUwU]

Actual trans people: “Yeah who cares? This is a super unpopular issue anyways and winning this seat should be his top priority”

Chronically online keyboard warriors: “Noooooo dont vote Talarico because he’s a TRANSPHOBE!!! We MUST let Ken Paxton win now!!!”

[Patriot Krab @Finleyjones09]

BLM Brett my beloved!

[Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 @PollTracker2024]

Breaking news: US Supreme Court blocks Missouri from using 7R-1D congressional map for the 2026 midterms.

No noted dissents.

[Patriot Krab @Finleyjones09]

Remember that time when conservatives got multiple public school teachers unconstitutionally fired for making harmless jokes about a radio talk show host only for said fired teacher to sue and retire early due to the huge settlements they got?

Let’s never do that again

[Patriot Krab @Finleyjones09]

Completely reasonable statement to win in a swing state, I sure hope people on twitter don’t see this as a complete and utter anime betrayal of all trans people ever.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Talarico: "I oppose trans athletes playing in girls' sports if it endangers safety or fairness"

[Patriot Krab @Finleyjones09]

@ThatRedCatholic You’re delusional

[Patriot Krab @Finleyjones09]

The Kirkaversery is fine but afterwards can the internet get new stuff to joke about? I’m not offended by the Kirk jokes, they are just getting old.

[Patriot Krab @Finleyjones09]

Bro is dressed like the one librarian that glares at the Hispanic kids for being on the library computer a little too long.

[3persian3darius @3persian3darius]

"Return to tradition"

[☠️ Lilith Lovett ☠️ same @ on 💙☁️🦋 @LilithLovett]

Woke 1 was such a monumental failure it brought us

-Gamergate
-Alt-right
-Trump+MAGA
-Groypers
-An entire industry of rightoid slopluist "content creators" for whom their entire bread and butter boils down to SJW cringe compilations
-The absolute state of the current culture war

[Patriot Krab @Finleyjones09]

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[glitchy🔜Baltimore2026 @glitchy_potat]

“Pauline should be in Smash!” mfs when I ask them what Pauline would even do aside from sing and build anti-homeless infrastructure in New Donk City: