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Sometimes satire, sometimes shitposting, and sometimes even something remotely normal.

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@magachrchpastr Fuck, I just realised who posted this. Top-notch satire, sir.

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@magachrchpastr The same First Amendment that allows you to post dumb shit like this also allows her to hold power to account and ask questions to the most powerful man in the country.

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@EddieRLTW88 @AdamKinzinger Ah, yes.
DAL*AS 2025. Definitely relevant to something that happened in Dallas in 2026.

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@SAUCETime22 @kirawontmiss First she took her man, then her star… I can’t believe it. Jolene needs to be stopped.

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@RickyRickston @MapQuest That’s literally what you guys do whenever a trans person asks to be called by their new name. I’m not in favour of nor against anything, but I feel like the same standards should apply across the board.

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@Realbachigua @DrNeilStone Because people are actually diagnosing autism. In the past, people who were a little… ‘much’ would be considered simply different. Lots of historical figures would nowadays be considered autistic, but it was diagnosed much less then.

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@BasedDavePA Whenever there’s a reference to cutting someone’s ear off I always imagine the conversation afterwards:
“Now I hope you’ve learned your lesson!”
“What? I can’t hear you!”

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@GammaLodger @Gift3dunlimit3d @870arkansas870 @AntiquarianMuse Lincoln was killed because he was against the spread of slavery across the whole nation. Booth wanted to maintain the institution of slavery. He wanted to keep things as they were, which makes him a conservative. That’s literally what the word means.

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@NotEvolution1 Atheists don’t have a religion. That’s literally the whole point. It’s anti-religion. I base my views and beliefs on what can be conclusively proven by the scientific method. I’m not going to believe in one god or another simply because an old book says so.

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@Ghostbanned7 @David_Kicinski Damn it, I thought my joke was good but you’ve outdone me. Bravo.

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@US1776First @KulaMarga777 @PlanetOfMemes @elonmusk That’s not what I was referring to. Nobody in the post that I was referencing (about Bernie) said that people should own nothing.

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@Tifanyl0309 @Murray_2nd @David_Kicinski Mmm… recycled food. Yum.

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@Ghostbanned7 @David_Kicinski Well, he got his nails done by a bunch of Roman dudes and was penetrated like 5 times by them and others… sounds kinda gay. Not to mention he was always calling out for his “daddy”. And, let’s face it, he lived in the Middle East in the 1st Century BCE. Everyone was a bit gay.

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@phlegthon @Arkayde3 @DelusionPosting Mf ain’t that a dating app

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@KulaMarga777 @PlanetOfMemes @elonmusk 2/2
The guy worked his ass off to get that wealth, and he might well be one of the hardest-working people I know. And because of that he’s able to provide his family with a comfortable standard of living. And that’s how society should work. The rich should be those who earned it.

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@KulaMarga777 @PlanetOfMemes @elonmusk Straw Man fallacy. Nobody is saying that people should own nothing. It’s just that some people own an absurd amount of money and influence that they didn’t even work for. A family friend of mine is a millionaire, and I have nothing but respect for him because he earned it all 1/2

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@Dkelly4congress @MiaForTrump Some real Francisco Franco shit going on here.

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@smc429 @WhiteHouse Help this is actually fucking hilarious because it’s so fucked up, yet it’s sadly relevant

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@honorablesaint @BelgiumTouch Yeah, because Belgium definitely hasn’t done anything to screw over any African countries… I’ve got to HAND it to you, you CONGO read a history book.

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@PaddyT0318 @waynejones36805 Whoever made the original post’s parents were definitely siblings, so the point in time for them was only fairly recently