Finn

[The Upshot podcast @UpshotTowers]

The England squad that flew to Germany in 2006 was packed with absolute wrong'uns.

From shagging grannies to battering DJs, meet England's last golden generation...

[Finn @finnbannon]

@REEBOKTENZ @StMungos 🤣I don’t think it’s hugh, looks more like that Gilbert geeza 🤣

[Finn @finnbannon]

@REEBOKTENZ @StMungos You’ve lost me bro 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Slow Sports News @SlowSportsNews]

BREAKING: 🚨 Kyle Walker agrees personal terms with Aston Villa and will join on a 6-month loan deal.

Tottenham reluctant to let youngster go out on a permanent deal and see him as a future first-team player.

[SPORTbible @sportbible]

As a parting gift to their manager, Napoli ultras gifted Luciano Spalletti his steering wheel and CD's they stole from his beloved Fiat Panda during protests in 2021 😂🚗

[Russ Cook @hardestgeezer]

#ProjectAfrica Day 26: 21.1km

The day that was always coming. Woke up with muddy water falling out my arse and vommit falling out my face. Not ideal. Couldn't even get myself vertical until the afternoon.

Managed to stomach 4 squares of chocolate and a few sips of orange squash so there was no more excuses left. Back on road.

Ran 5km. Spewed again. Started walking instead. Forward movement at all costs. Made it to 21.1km with both legs cramping at the end.

I feel completely depleted of all energy but also have no desire to eat anything.
Illness was always going to be part of this mission. Finding a way to make progress despite it is part of the challenge I came here for.

I wish I could've done more, but that was all I had today. We go again tomorrow.

New day, new opportunity🫡

[Matt Hall @6Mattyhall]

22/23 ✅
Indifferent season personally one of which I’ve enjoyed.

We go again
@sloughtownfc
@Ware_FC

[Alrightfans MBE @alrightfans]

The timing of that third baby 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

[Finn @finnbannon]

Proper player

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

🇳🇱 Danjuma 🇳🇱

🛵 @getir_UK

[The Upshot podcast @UpshotTowers]

For a bloke who won the Ballon d'Or and lit up the World Cup, Michael Owen's life is comically dull.

The England legend has never tasted tea or coffee, and his mum managed his bank account until he was 38.

This is the story of England's weirdo wonderkid...

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

Kante in his first training after returning from injury be like:

Who tf are these guys? Where is Tuchel?

[Average Striker @AverageStriker]

Everton have stepped up their pursuit of Sean Dyche

[David Kappel @kappilinho]

Gerard Pique is running a 7-a-side league in Spain called @kingsleague. The teams have presidents like Aguero and Casillas. This week, a current LaLiga player who wasn't allowed by his club and agent to take part played with a mask and under the name Enigma to hide his identity.

[MATT 🅿️ @PapaPincus]

Morning.

[Finn @finnbannon]

Bring some goals first please mate

[British GQ @BritishGQ]

“I am more than happy to be a standard-bearer for new flamboyance.”

@Everton striker @CalvertLewin14 is bringing fashion back to football.
#GQHype interview: https://t.co/HOCQLb56oj

[Finn @finnbannon]

@alrightfans If Tyson fury was a politician