fartful dodger

bad at existing

[fartful dodger @finnbriz]

@Gloscricket pls give me friend Kieran the best birthday ever by giving him a shout out. 🤘

[fartful dodger @finnbriz]

@Gloscricket I'm at the ground with my best friend Kieran. Please can you give him the best birthday ever with a shout out on the PA system? Up the Glos x

[fartful dodger @finnbriz]

My anxiety is being sent into confusion with this heat. On the one hand, climate change is really scary, yet at least today everyone is as sweaty as I normally am

[fartful dodger @finnbriz]

@drvolts Like this in the UK, unfortunately very relevant during Tory leadership race

[fartful dodger @finnbriz]

@afneil Did you just buy a flat in Boris Towers?

[fartful dodger @finnbriz]

When the evidence screams at the UK guardian that the centrist politicians and politics they wholeheartedly support failed to protect reproductive rights, they still find a way to blame trans people instead. The mental gymnastics is at cult level 🤮🤬🤯 https://t.co/Iptwt3gIRI

[fartful dodger @finnbriz]

@Meat__Hook Obviously rishi because the crockery reminds me of being in spoons

[fartful dodger @finnbriz]

@HKesvani @tom_usher_ GB news tanking has been one of the few good things for my mental health over the last couple years tbf - thank you for your service

[fartful dodger @finnbriz]

@corelliLAUREN It all makes sense now

[fartful dodger @finnbriz]

@BristolAFed Become ungovernable ✊

[Kehinde Andrews @kehinde_andrews]

My 4 year old's New Year message is that he wants "to hug everybody in the world, except Boris Johnson"

[fartful dodger @finnbriz]

@izzywestbury Didn’t monty panesar get a question wrong when he was the answer

[fartful dodger @finnbriz]

@maxplanations

[fartful dodger @finnbriz]

@c0psarebastards u ok hun?

[PeterGelderloos @PeterGelderloos]

Please share this with everyone who is sinking into desperation:

CLIMATE CHANGE IS NOT URGENT.

It was urgent in the 60s, 70, 80s, and 90s. Now, tens of millions of people are ALREADY dying every year and species are going extinct at an unprecedented rate due to #ClimateCrisis

[fartful dodger @finnbriz]

@anarchopac Wait til they hear about ‘the people’s x’ sometimes being a bit of a fib.

[fartful dodger @finnbriz]

@andrewdoyle_com a striking example of cancel culture you can cover on Woke Watch. Please expose how Critical Knee Theory (CKT) is dividing us and even no-platforming the common Boris adviser. More people would actually watch your show if you ran this story. You’re welcome

[Standard News @standardnews]

GB News is accused of being "nasty" after taking Guto Harri off air for taking the knee https://t.co/ZaXpmpcQYP

[fartful dodger @finnbriz]

@duckappreciator The prole life chooses you

[fartful dodger @finnbriz]

@coyleneil The PLP on the other hand is entirely reflective of the Labour Party as a whole. This is BS despite how hard you’ve tried to convince members to leave or straight up boot them out. Labour is finished, electoralism failed and the working class must represent themselves.

[fartful dodger @finnbriz]

@crossdale Strange that only now do education and amnesty seem like good ideas 🤔