Ok Twitter. Here's the deal. I teach kids karate. Does it pay well? Eh. Do I enjoy it? Hell yeah. Do I get to hear some of the most random assortment of statements from kids ages 3-12? Absolutely (A Thread)
@CriticalFayleDM I am LOVING this new campaign! Excited for a spooky story. Thanks to the Goons for the laughs and to @ModernArtifice for sponsoring another great story! #GoonFiles
Hey everyone. Hopefully this is the only time I'll have to do this, but this young man I know needs help. Anything y'all can do for him & his family would be appreciated, even if it's just a retweet. CW for hospital and some blood. https://t.co/hSuWJpzl0i
It’s Thursday, friends!
My advice/hope for you all: find your party.
Find the people that rally around you to help you chase your goals and level up. Find people that you want to give your best to and be your best for.
Life is an adventure; squad the fuck UP. 💖
S/O to the kid @ McDonald's who does not get paid enough as he hands me my food w/ a smile and a, "You had a whatever is in this bag probably?" You are absolutely correct. That is exactly what I ordered & I don't care what's actually in this bag. I will eat it. Have a great day.