noah

tentative member of yellowjackets twt. how do you do, fellow kids??

[noah @finnsderek]

hey, just here to say that this is no longer a shadowhunters incorrect quotes account (obviously) but all my old tweets will stay up so you can enjoy them! much love. ♡

[fei ♡̷ @STlLESCHAN]

manifesting

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canon
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stiles
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[A | Soulmate Sterek Agenda🌈🖤🧶 @sti1essti1inski]

Sterek fics that include S1 and S2 Hale Pack like Erica, Boyd, Isaac, Jackson, and Cora, (with Lydia and Stiles) are just chef kiss 🥰

[noah @finnsderek]

yknow what? fuck it [resurrects and becomes a multi acc]

[daily gcv ミ☆ @dailygcv]

🏆 TOP 30 GLEE SEASON 1 SONGS 🏆

🥉 rose’s turn - 152 votes (33.1%)

[noah @finnsderek]

if this acc turns out to just be me screaming into the void about him then SO FUCKING BE IT

[noah @finnsderek]

ps i don’t know how to make a carrd so if i ever get to that point i’ll make a thread that has all the info a carrd would

[noah @finnsderek]

hi i’m caleb, 22 he/him, please check pinned for what this acc used to be ! but now i’m just here hopping onto gleetwt to spread my bisexual finn agenda and cry about no one else shipping the things i do

[noah @finnsderek]

jace: [casually switches hands while writing]
izzy: hey, i didn’t know you were ambidextrous!
jace: [blushes] it’s no big deal, really.
izzy: simon, did you know jace is ambidextrous?
simon: [smiles] hey, that’s wicked, man! love who you love!
jace: [sighs] thanks, simon.

[noah @finnsderek]

alec: we know what you are.
clary: gay?
alec: i was gonna say valentine’s daughter, but i’ll accept it.

[noah @finnsderek]

alec: god, i’m an idiot.
izzy:
alec:
izzy:
alec:
izzy: if you’re waiting for me to disagree, it’s gonna be a long night.

[noah @finnsderek]

simon: maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate sometimes
alec: maybe you should go the fuck to sleep

[noah @finnsderek]

alec: whats a word between ‘mad’ and ‘sad’?
izzy: desolated, malcontented, miserable
clary: alphabetically speaking, ‘rad’ is
jace: smad

[noah @finnsderek]

simon: did you eat?
alec: did you eat?
simon: are you copying me?
alec: are you copying me?
simon: i love you.
alec: yeah i already ate.

[noah @finnsderek]

alec: just a couple of guys being dudes.
magnus: just a couple of dudes being guys.
alec: just a couple of dudes being gay.
magnus: show me your dick, alec.

[noah @finnsderek]

simon: [throwing rocks at izzy’s window]
izzy: [loudly] you have a cellphone for a reason!
— LOUD BANG —
izzy: [opens the window] DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!

[noah @finnsderek]

alec: here are the benefits of dating me
alec: one, you would be dating me
alec: i could go on, but i think i’ve made my point
magnus: yup, i’m sold

[noah @finnsderek]

simon: you’re giving me a sticker?
magnus: not just any sticker, this is a cat sticker that says “me-wow”
simon: i’m not a preschooler
magnus: okay, i’ll take it back
simon: [defensively] back off, i earned this

[noah @finnsderek]

alec: if we can’t see air, can fish see water?
magnus: how high are you?
alec: like 6’3