Finn Straley

Cliegg Lars, Shmi is my wife.

[Zach Pugh @ZachPugh]

Very brave to bomb this hard in one of the hottest rooms in American history

[Finn Straley @finnstraley]

A banner day for bumbling idiots in way over their heads.

[Chris Stephens @ChrisStephensMD]

Dave Chappelle telling a ghost story and hitting his knee with the flashlight to make the scary parts seem more scary.

[Zach Pugh @ZachPugh]

You know Godzilla meat gotta taste crazy

[Finn Straley @finnstraley]

One (1) extra ticket available for tonight’s @mountain_goats show in SF, DM me and it’s yours. I heard he’s been doing Dancing In the Dark-style fan pull-ups for Up the Wolves, this could be your big break!

[Finn Straley @finnstraley]

One (1) extra ticket available for tonight’s @mountain_goats show in SF, DM me and it’s yours. I heard he’s been doing Dancing In the Dark-style fan pull-ups for Up the Wolves, this could be your big break!

[Finn Straley @finnstraley]

@zedcutsinger Starting an outreach program to get teens to listen to Onward to Golgotha

[Finn Straley @finnstraley]

Now available for podcast appearances to explain what I’m calling “the executive method” (having a martini and Diet Coke every day at lunch, granting access to 150% of natural brainpower)

[Finn Straley @finnstraley]

@TotallyAllen forever thinking about the Joe Pantoliano reality paradox AJ creates with his birthday gift to Carmela

[Finn Straley @finnstraley]

@Ol_Spenny Dirk Borisky

[Finn Straley @finnstraley]

Proud to show solidarity with the WGA by having been laid off several weeks ago!

[Finn Straley @finnstraley]

Can't tell if I'm watching MLB baseball or Real Time With Bill Maher what with all these new rules!!!

[Finn Straley @finnstraley]

Thinking it might finally be time for me to bite the bullet and go back to school (pay $50,000 for a three-day racecar driving class)

[Eric Stephen @ericstephen]

Shohei Othani in the World Baseball Classic hit .435/.606/.739 with 4 doubles & a home run. And he had a 1.86 ERA with 11 strikeouts in 9⅔ innings.

[Finn Straley @finnstraley]

@alecrobbins Holy shit

[Finn Straley @finnstraley]

Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning

[Finn Straley @finnstraley]

There are a lot of great things about being married but one of the greatest is knowing exactly what movie you are going to watch when your spouse goes out of town in two weeks.

[Finn Straley @finnstraley]

I truly believe this man could heal America.

[Savannah Bananas @TheSavBananas]

Gloves are overrated. @Ericbjones would rather use a blender.

[Finn Straley @finnstraley]

Football: our sport is the ultimate form of physical competition

Also football: the rules which govern our game are fundamentally unknowable. Truth is illusory. Holding is a vibe. A catch is a matter of faith, better decided by philosophers or priests.

[Finn Straley @finnstraley]

1. respected by peers
2. broadly popular
3. genuinely funny

Only the Sklar brothers have all three.