If we lift the Premier League for the first time in 22 years & I spend the whole night watching Slow-Mo replays from a dead rubber game to try & find a way to get a goal disallowed so Martin Ødegaard doesn’t get an assist award, then I’ll have to stop watching football because clearly I’d have lost my mind
I hope that 21st "SET-PIECE" assist for the "BEST PLAYER IN THE LEAGUE" is enough to get Roy Keane, Paul Scholes and Gary Neville crying for the next month at the very least.