Scrotie McFlaccid

[Scrotie McFlaccid @finny1ill]

I blame all of my faults on the movie Borat

[Scrotie McFlaccid @finny1ill]

I spend a good portion of my day tracking down the whereabouts of the “apparently kid”

[Chris @citehchris]

not to be controversial but you should be allowed to leave work early to get drinks if the weather is nice enough

[Ryan McEntush @rmcentush]

i love both candidates so much I’m struggling to decide

[Scrotie McFlaccid @finny1ill]

@yoyoandthejets So you fit right at home

[Scrotie McFlaccid @finny1ill]

@420incinerateme Sounds fun

[Swan @AndySwan]

Her: another old fashioned?

Me:

[Scrotie McFlaccid @finny1ill]

No offence, but i really hate your voice.

[Scrotie McFlaccid @finny1ill]

Sorry ladies, but the purple Versace sun glasses stay on during sex.

[Scrotie McFlaccid @finny1ill]

When i touch my belly button i get a tickle in my penis

[Scrotie McFlaccid @finny1ill]

@420incinerateme Terry Tate’s autobiography?

[Scrotie McFlaccid @finny1ill]

Cake boss is now only featured on the dark web

[Scrotie McFlaccid @finny1ill]

@Nwabunwagu @ExclusiveMessi In ur mama

[Scrotie McFlaccid @finny1ill]

It’s odd how some people want the bill right after they finish eating. Personally, i would prefer to have a 5 hr meal that ends with me taking my pants off… at the minimum. #allviewsaremyown

[Scrotie McFlaccid @finny1ill]

@skattybeyer Oh sod off

[SPORTbible @sportbible]

🏆 10x La Liga
🏆 7x Copa del Rey
🏆 4x Champions League
🏆 7x Spanish Super Cup
🏆 3x UEFA Super Cup
🏆 3x Club World Cup
🏆 21/22 Ligue 1
🏆 2021 Copa America
🏆 7x Ballon D’or
🏆 2022 World Cup

Debate over? 🐐🇦🇷

[Scrotie McFlaccid @finny1ill]

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