I’m sorry, but this is legit hilarious. If only he wasn’t the president and just a character on TV. We could laugh our heads off without any sense of unease, dread, or embarrassment.
After much reflection, I have decided to resign from my position as Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, effective today.
I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby.
It has been an honor serving under @POTUS and @DNIGabbard and leading the professionals at NCTC.
May God bless America.
Netanyahu led Trump into this horrific & unpopular war. Now he doesn’t know how to get out.
Cost so far:
• 1,200+ Iranian civilians killed
• 13 U.S. troops killed
• 3.2M Iranians displaced
• 773 killed in Lebanon
• 10,000+ Iranians injured
• $16.5B spent in 12 days
Nigel Farage has said that the handgun ban in the UK is ridiculous.
The ban was introduced after the tragedy of Dunblane.
His comments are a disgrace and an insult to all those who lost their lives at Dunblane.
The ban must never be reversed.
Oh this is brutal…
Farage has had a right mare
Tells people in Westminster he’s off to Mar-a-Lago to discuss politics
Flies 4.5k miles to Florida
…and Trump decides he can’t be arsed to meet with him.
https://t.co/W0kUOxNXN9
‼️‼️ NEW: HEGSETH BLOWS $93 BILLION IN 1 MONTH— BIGGEST MONTHLY EXPENSE SINCE 2008.
$225M Furniture
$15.1M Ribeyes
$5.3M Apple Devices
$6.9M lobster
$2M Crab Legs
$98K Grand Piano for staffer’s Home
$12K Fruit Basket Stands
$140K Doughnuts
$124k Ice Cream Machines
Reporter: You just suggested that Iran somehow got its hands on a Tomahawk and bombed its own elementary school on the first day of the war.
Why are you the only person saying this?
Trump: Because I just don’t know enough about it.
Pete Hegseth is fucking stupid.
I’m not just saying that because I fucking hate him— I mean he’s objectively dumb as fuck.
His stupid Iran football metaphor sounds like a 6th grader wrote it. It’s no wonder he hates education.
He is every bit as embarrassing as Trump himself.
Capitol Police were attempting to remove an unhinged protestor from the Armed Services hearing. He was fighting back. I decided to help out and deescalate the situation.
This gentleman came to the Capitol looking for a confrontation, and he got one. I hope he gets the help he needs without causing further violence.
Today Trump & Hegseth began dropping 2000 pound bombs on Tehran, a densely populated city of 9M people.
I guess we’re not trying to free the Iranians anymore huh? Just blow them to bits.
We just gave the Pentagon nearly $1 trillion.
Then Trump asked for $500 billion more.
Now he wants even more money for a war he started in Iran without congressional approval.
The answer is NO.
We need to invest in the American people, not more endless wars.
Staffer: Sir, good news. One of the F-15 pilots ejected safely and is on the ground. Calm and cool under pressure. Badass aura. A video taken by a thankful Kuwaiti civilian is going viral.
Hegseth: Fuck yeah. What's his name?
Staffer: Okay, so, here's the part you won't like...