Fin Sampson

[Lance Lachlan ✌🏻 @lancelachlan]

Look at the Reform conference. Barely a young person in sight. Just an army of furious pensioners trying to steal our future and drag Britain back to an imaginary past.

They voted for austerity, then screamed when it made them poorer. They voted for Brexit, then screamed when immigration rose. They’ve fucked the country repeatedly and still refuse to take a shred of responsibility.

Enough. The next generation must unite, vote tactically and kick these backward-looking bastards into electoral oblivion.

[Daniel Lismore @daniellismore]

lol

[Fin Sampson @finsampson]

Not the way I thought this era of Doctor Who would go….

[Woke Lefty 🫣 @SalfordMe2023]

Digital ID for all adults? I value my privacy too much 🫤

Just scanned my retina to unlock my phone, logged into my doctor's website to reorder my prescription

Used my fingerprint to unlock my online banking and received a text from Tesco confirming it's 'really' me after signing in there.

85% of my online shop was already in my trolley thanks to my clubcard. Clicked pay now entering my cvv code for my stored debit card, shopping done.

Signed into Twitter, who have my passport and bank details, and access to my dms, then popped on to Just Eat to order my poor husband some dinner. Three clicks and a face scan later, his 'food' is on its way.

My smartwatch is monitoring my heart rate, sleep, steps, and precise geographical position. My dogs have gps trackers in their collars. External CCTV on, alarm disabled.

As my voice is already registered I used Alexa to change the TV channel and put the baby monitor on night mode.

[Minnie @saintdutchess]

The arts are for everyone not just the upper class. This is your reminder.

[Fin Sampson @finsampson]

Using a flag to invoke fear in people… interesting 🧐

[Fin Sampson @finsampson]

@Tommy_Morris_ Who me?

[Fin Sampson @finsampson]

Parcels at Glastonbury. Smashing it 👏

[Protect the Wild @ProtectTheWild_]

How can you watch this video and still think fox hunting is okay?

These incredible creatures deserve to be left in peace, not hunted for sport!

Sign our petition for a proper ban on hunting 👇
https://t.co/DsoK2CexGc

[Fin Sampson @finsampson]

Close the borders whilst the far-right loons are in the states

[Fin Sampson @finsampson]

We Live in Time - time 🕰️

[Fin Sampson @finsampson]

What is this parking?? Sharpen up bay D

[Fin Sampson @finsampson]

My Fortnite got hacked last night. I’ve lost all my v bucks, merry fucking christmas

[Fin Sampson @finsampson]

Spent the afternoon brainstorming a multi-million-pound software idea, only to discover it already exists… The nerve of someone inventing it before I even thought of it…

[Jamie H @JamieHComedy]

Gonna have to swerve tonight mate. Got the Somme tomorrow not doin that hungover. Still got that cold from Titanic.
🤢😂

[mooms : family man @Danny_McMoomins]

Gonna pull a sickie tomorrow. Still a bit sore from the Battle of the Somme.

[Fin Sampson @finsampson]

Thanks for that torture @glastonbury

[Fin Sampson @finsampson]

Currently at London Euston and they’ve delayed my train due to a high amount of trains?? You’re a train station ffs 😂😂

[. @jdpoc]

#Budget2024 …

[Fin Sampson @finsampson]

Breaking news! Man decorates his house

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer has taken down portraits of Elizabeth I and Sir Walter Raleigh in Downing Street

[@DominicPenna]