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Woke. Yorkshire

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@_josephine0_ What’s missing? A competent chef who can both source and cook decent ingredients. That looks bloody awful.

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@AlanJLSmith It’s a well-documented fact that a breakfast of smashed avocado on sourdough toast is the main source of poverty in the upper middle classes. If only they knew.

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@lady_valor_07 Ethelred.

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@TomEvans80 @anon_opin And I have just spelt a very enjoyable couple of hours at the last day of his exhibition in Bradford.

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@therealmissjo @DJFreeRange An imbecile.

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@LucasSa56947288 Champion golfer, military genius and babe magnet.

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@justdavenow89 Beer

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@isaacrrr7 Do unto others as you would have than do unto you. Only do it first.

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@jenniferaubin26 @KhanSaba1278 And it’s not as thought the server gave the customer their undivided attention.

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@w_terrence Trouble is, his cult followers will see this as a show of strength.

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@Artemisfornow Chris Mason planned it

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@jenjen1235556 @Matt_Pinner @KevinAl1976 The rules had changed by the time Starmer had that curry.

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@OHMAGA1776 @The_FJC As soon as you said “Our President is a very smart man when it comes to money”, I knew we were dealing with an idiot.

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@Matt_Pinner @KevinAl1976 The problem was, he didn’t deal with Covid. He lied and partied.

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@NealSouthworth @YorksRose_84 Have you thought about donating to an adult literacy charity?

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@vxylily Emphatically not. I can’t for the life of me understand why carrying a few plates about entitles the server to 40% of the purchase price.

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@chinn80492 @polarharvest @implausibleblog Left leaning? Boris Johnson stuffed the board of governors with party donors and the three main political correspondents are dyed in the wool tories.

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@michaelmajjo There won’t be mushroom in the attic.

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@Morrisons Chaos at your Skipton store this evening. Very busy, huge queues, no staff and only one till open. Hire some staff and the management to organise them!

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@jbecole @archer_rs A right pair of cults