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himbo mimbo bimboi

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pure of heart and fat of ass

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i would like to be affectionally referred to as “snaggletooth”

[₍ᐢᐢ₎ @zaiiiiiika]

guys ask “where the hoes at?” but never look within

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

If we are ever playing chess together and you take my horse you are dead to me. I like him

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say what you will about Patrick Bateman but the man is an eater

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you guys are talking age gap discourse meanwhile this is gendry at the crossroads

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i don’t like how people talk about gendry like he’s an adult. the show corrupted yall he’s like 13 in agot

[thanatos @PEZOLCFTD]

I MIGHT BE WIFELESS. BUT AT LEAST I HAVE A SMOKER’S COUGH THAT PRODUCES THE TYPE OF PHLEGM THAT TASTES GOOD AND CHEWS LIKE BUBBLE YUM BUBBLE GUM. THIS IS ACTUALLY WHY I’M WIFELESS. SHE SAID IT’S ME OR THE PHLEGM. BITCH EX WIVES AMIRITE?

[Jake Milkshake @bagmonsta]

Drinking in your hometown after college

[g @_gdaymate]

you’re laughing. I store all my trauma in my glorious breasts and you’re laughing.

[Ⓜ️ert @mertcentury]

Women when their 20 bedside cans get knocked over: my cans!

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freebleeding in my exs jockeys

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@bedeliapilled strong belwas prolly also has some on his face. i can’t remember if any are specifically mentioned but ik he’s covered

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does anyone wanna come over and get slimy later. you can pick the slime I can produce many options

[Vanessa @cyrillasundays]

Life after you accept you’re a little intense

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no longer crave romantic affection. downloaded Minecraft on my college MacBook that has no mouse and that’s really taking up a lot of my time