Big Fi

Big Fi that isny really that big

[Big Fi @fionaasweeney]

Good morning,
My flat mate everyone :

[Big Fi @fionaasweeney]

PROTECT WNO

Funding cuts are putting its future at risk. Support the Musicians' Union's campaign to keep its members in secure work and keep Wales' rich musical heritage strong @WeAreTheMU #WNOProud Sign the petition: https://t.co/ceXKHrcJ4q via @megaphoneuk

[Ashley Beauchamp @ashbeauchamp]

Parcel delivery firm DPD have replaced their customer service chat with an AI robot thing. It’s utterly useless at answering any queries, and when asked, it happily produced a poem about how terrible they are as a company. It also swore at me. 😂

[Big Fi @fionaasweeney]

@AvantiWestCoast u r shite btw

[Stewart Wood @StewartWood]

Idea for Labour election poster. No slogan needed.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

When your mate comes back from Turkey.

[All That Dazzles @ATDazzles]

How Matthew Perry wanted to be remembered. I think we can honour his wishes today.

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Its ok if you have been lazy bc it is very hot outside. Hot makes sleepy. And you’re just a person. So you’re gonna be sleepy. It’s not bc you’re bad…. You’re good. And pretty

[joshy @joshyfim]

just another day in the life of a practicing homo - a tradesperson outright refusing to do some painting/decorating for me because of my sexuality 🫶🏻

[Dadman Standing @dadmann_walking]

how's your Monday going? i hate mine.

[Big Fi @fionaasweeney]

Nah there’s a guy on my train obvs tryna graft this girl n she SO obviously can’t be fucked n he’s like “ I love jazz music what kind of music do u like” like boy pls leave her alone ur embarrassing everyone

[Nicki Camberg @nickicamberg]

when will Greta Gerwig make a movie about them

[Big Fi @fionaasweeney]

Me rockin up to a rehearsal with fresh fake tan

[Vittorio @vittorioangelon]

Wow the Oompa Loompas are really orange in this new film

[It's Richard Stott @TheRstott]

Saw a thing where people where sharing embarrassing work stories and a girl said when she got her first waitress job, someone ordered champagne and she thought it was standard to shake and spray the bottle at everyone like an F1 driver as that's the only reference she had.

[Big Fi @fionaasweeney]

Ok but some of us have to go to work lol??

[rebecca perry @poorsasquatch]

Just spent £14.47 in Boots and had exactly £14.47 of points on my Advantage Card. The person behind the till said they'd never seen that before, said it was incredible.

[Big Fi @fionaasweeney]

Honestly just shut the fuck up

[Effie Deans @Effiedeans]

I'm not from the Glasgow area, so I'm not quite sure how it works. But surely people who go to nice schools & get good degrees from Glasgow University don't sound quite as rough as Mhairi Black. It must be put on surely

[Jason (U mad) @EmperorTChalla]

Lizzo performs a cover of Mozart's The Magic Flute as an intro to her song Truth Hurts at her CO-headliner Glastonbury set. Performing Mozart to a crowd of 200k people is iconic! (6/24/2023). Lizzo stepping into her classical music side this era.

[nico (perpetually lifeless) 🦥 @unicornthorn]

once I asked my mom if she thought my dad was autistic and she said no

then she started telling me a story about how she learned morse code because my dad went through a period where he would exclusively communicate via morse code FOR MONTHS, and I just stared at her