Fiona Beamish

You know why the Yankees always win?

[Fiona Beamish @fionabeamish]

Watching Veep post 2020 is absooolutely insane 🥴

[Fiona Beamish @fionabeamish]

Name a better outro than ABBA’s Chiquitita bc that is a Sunday MOOD!

[Fiona Beamish @fionabeamish]

@DevinBook why did I never realize what a crying ass baby bishhhh you were?!??be quiet you’re fine

[Fiona Beamish @fionabeamish]

Rarely do I care about basketball!!especially college basketball!! but WHAT THE FUCK GONZAGA!!!!?!?!???!?

[Tony Hale @MrTonyHale]

She was a force, and her talent and timing were unmatched. Rest In Peace Mama Bluth.

[Fiona Beamish @fionabeamish]

“Oh you’re watching The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel? That’s on Netflix and it’s about the queen, right?” -@stokesmarv who needs to watch more TV

[Fiona Beamish @fionabeamish]

“Who directed Inception and Interstellar? Nic Cage?” -@stokesmarv

[Roy Donk @ShafetyFirst]

@fionabeamish where be your nutcracker?

[Fiona Beamish @fionabeamish]

@ShafetyFirst In the attic, it’ll only take ya a sec

[Julie Roginsky @julieroginsky]

I get it now. Ted and Heidi Cruz wanted their children to be safe, to have basic sanitary services like heat and running water, to leave behind a third-world apocalyptic nightmare for a safer place. Like so many parents before them, they decided to cross the Mexican border.

[Fiona Beamish @fionabeamish]

Mind over matter, honey bbq sauce over all ✨

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

To: President Joseph Biden
From: Every American who saw what the GOP did today

Forget unity. Forget bipartisanship. Forget compromise. This is Trump's mob. Eliminate the filibuster and get everything America needs done now.

[Richard W. Painter @RWPUSA]

Senate Republicans apparently threatened to use the filibuster to stop all other senate business -- including COVID19 relief for desperate American families -- if this trial were to continue and hear witnesses. Never before has the GOP stooped so low to defend Donald Trump.

[Ethan @boyscoutscookie]

The kids who drove mini vans in highschool are the backbone of our society

[Fiona Beamish @fionabeamish]

Can’t tell what I like more about Rufus Wainwright- his buttery voice, or the fact that his name is the ultimate tongue twister

[Fiona Beamish @fionabeamish]

Was able to work the line “pay attention meat head, you’re saying the same shit that he said” into an Instagram comment debate so YEAH I’m feelin’ pretty good rn 😎

[Fiona Beamish @fionabeamish]

@ShayRaeOG Nothing lowkey about this!!!! 😅

[Fiona Beamish @fionabeamish]

Most valid reasons for watching this Super Bowl:
1. The commercials! (Duh)
2. Seeing Tom Brady lose
3. To understand the next weeks worth of memes