another day, another 6 year old blowing on my freshly painted nails to dry them and instead accidentally spitting out the mouthful of cheerios she was eating
this little girl I watch was staring out the car window and kept saying wow look at those honkers! honkers! honkers! And it took me like 15 minutes to realize she’s talking about the geese
me explaining to my mom that she keeps receiving recruitment calls from the marines because in high school I thought one was hot so I gave him my name and my moms cell number and told him “it was totally something I could see myself doing”