princess fiona

advocate

[princess fiona @fionackelly]

almost killed me last night

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

it’s crazy how diarrhea used to just kill people back in the 1800s

[princess fiona @fionackelly]

@theestallion not me girl i been waiting for a valid reason to hate on drake besides the fact that his music is mid af 🫶

[D. Diggs @98diggs]

why as a Chipotle worker are you telling the lady at the register I got double chicken

[Liv :P @liv_username]

Ohhhh i get it. the beer is 12 dollars because it tastes weird

[mor @moristiko]

this is what ur doing when u quit gambling

[princess fiona @fionackelly]

@asia_nelson29 LIKE HELLO???

[princess fiona @fionackelly]

i’m literally so tired of no one ever understanding my vine references

[princess fiona @fionackelly]

@laurenkenyon__ thats EXACTLY what its like

[THIQUE! BINI BADDIE ✨ @Aizehinomo]

My wallet every time I step outside for a couple hours

[princess fiona @fionackelly]

@AinsworthElayna 🥹 you talkin ab me again

[princess fiona @fionackelly]

@AinsworthElayna kids suck lmfao. in ms this kid asked me out as a joke but luckily he was an ugly little asswipe and i didn’t wanna say yes so i didnt say anything and then he was like “HAHA APRIL FOOLS” 👌 that could’ve been my villain origin story if it were my crush tho 😩

[princess fiona @fionackelly]

@DojaCat damn. can u end ur career now as promised <3

[princess fiona @fionackelly]

@nomicheco yesssss join us

[clementine @ilyclemmie]

chris rock better than me cuz i woulda killed myself the second will smith won that oscar now nobody is having fun

[James @CaucasianJames]

waiting for my parents to admit that them raising me catholic was just a bit

[princess fiona @fionackelly]

@AinsworthElayna YESSSS LADIES