Fiona

Traveller | Francophile 🇪🇺 | Aperol spritz superfan | Bionic eye 👁️ | Tweets mainly about cats, to be honest.

[Fiona @fionaljones]

Edna will accept no interruptions when she is busy pretending to be a sea otter.

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Come on, summer! 😎

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What in the Ayurvedic yogurt is a “stackable habit”? Perhaps something nuns have where all their clothes are piled on top of each other.
And don’t get me started on “grounding flip-flops”. Jesus Christ.

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The Snoozemeister General, at peak snooze.

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Please enjoy Edna’s squishy face.

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@djjordan23uk I hear you. Did the same drive yesterday. The “pick your favourite lane and stay in it” crowd definitely raised my blood pressure a few notches. 😤

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It’s that time of year again: recipes abound for “using up leftover cheese”.

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS LEFTOVER CHEESE.

There is merely cheese you haven’t eaten yet.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

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“But what do you mean there’s none left…?”

(Edna, approximately seven minutes after finishing her breakfast this morning)

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It’s always naptime somewhere in my house.

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Absolute blinder from the car hire company who have decided I drove 51 THOUSAND miles since picking up my hire car on Tuesday.

Yes I did in fact drive to a wedding on the moon, in case anyone was wondering…

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@VodafoneUK why is your broadband so terrible? Trying to work from home and EVERY DAY my connection drops off and I’m left without internet while I’m in the middle of something.

[Maidstone and Tunbridge Wells NHS Trust @MTWnhs]

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Feeling the effects of the flu jab but this little face is helping.

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Got my flu jab!

Last year there were 4,102 patients in hospital with flu on Christmas Day alone.

Get your flu vaccine if you’re offered it, and help protect yourself and the NHS this winter.

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@FionaBowler Happened to me not so long ago; it was flipping terrifying! Luckily I managed to herd her back in the house (she was a new rescue and pretty wary of me at that point) but I was so worried she would run the other way and never be seen again. 😫

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Sulking because I had to ask her to take her tail out of my breakfast.

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Two friends have had recent spells in hospital. Luckily, Edna has used her ‘good vibes’ face to help them feel better. Probably.

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@DrSdeG Ouch! It sounds like you already have but I’d suggest switching to toothpaste without sodium laureth sulfate if you’re prone to mouth ulcers. Most (not all) Sensodyne toothpaste is free of it. Made a big difference for me!

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Like butter wouldn’t melt…

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Well haaaiiii…