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schemer, plotter, etc.

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i feel like im on love island except my family is here and there are no hot singles and i’m in a one bedroom apartment and im sad all the time

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literally all i have to do is make eye contact with a baby

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pretending to read joan didion at the coffee shop while eavesdropping on a hannah and marnie coded intense friendship argument between two forty year old women. it’s what joan would want.

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michael barbaro’s voice was specially designed to fill me with rage

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just played mistletoe by justin bieber and my dad asked if it was fiona apple…if you think about it he’s right

[wet rust @spasketi]

jennifer coolidge looks like mother markos if she slayed

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taking out my adderall in the stevenson library during finals week feels like opening a pack of gum in middle school

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guys i meant to say invincible but i also am illiterate at the asti

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at the asti i am both invisible and extremely mortal

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walking around science hill listening to elliot smith somebody punch me right between the eyes

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i get my concerta from walter white

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my life is so similar to succession. i relate to them so much.

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just liked angel olson’s instagram story do u think she’ll notice me

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hinge told me i am most compatible with my boss today. cool quirky awesome

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2022 is gonna be a movie 🤤

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cynthia larive i will dance on your grave

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only one swinging my arm around in the hallway after my booster. humiliated and…exhilarated

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@kyliearcie i am unfortunately team neither of them and only like michael

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giving the bachelorette finale a paragraph long review on letterboxd

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@papacraigyboy when the hell did you start following me

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i attribute all of my wrongdoings to being raised by 2 capricorn moons