Fiona

wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah

[Fiona @fionaoclock]

join me on my lecture circuit- The Big Cat: A Dissertation by Fiona Heenan

[Fiona @fionaoclock]

if u guys liked april fools ur gonna love the impractical jokers

[Fiona @fionaoclock]

going over the grapevine, u think chloe needs anything?

[Fiona @fionaoclock]

yes i’m studying to be a sommelier (watching the movie Sideways a lot of times)

[Fiona @fionaoclock]

@ihatearistotle thank u sm that’s not at all what i was expecting that’s awesome

[Fiona @fionaoclock]

@ihatearistotle me please

[Fiona @fionaoclock]

they should make a version of the bus that is the same in every way except it waits for me

[Fiona @fionaoclock]

wish i was smelling the all spices at emma’s rn

[Fiona @fionaoclock]

birds don’t have beaks they have schnozzes

[Fiona @fionaoclock]

went past the drive-ins and spoiled the ending of space jam for myself 🤬

[Fiona @fionaoclock]

one glass of wine deep at emma’s and i’m sniffing all the spices in her spice cupboard

[Fiona @fionaoclock]

u can be nice and be a good chef i promise

[Fiona @fionaoclock]

going to start saying “corner” when i round the aisle at the grocery store. i’ve got a good head on my shoulders

[Fiona @fionaoclock]

i am a natural leader everyone follow me single file

[Fiona @fionaoclock]

the only thing i know to be true is the bottle of liquor in a restaurant office

[Fiona @fionaoclock]

i love penguins yes i do

[Fiona @fionaoclock]

gonna eat so much potato salad this summer xoxo fiona

[Fiona @fionaoclock]

aspic szn

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having a garfield concert on the fence moment

[Fiona @fionaoclock]

@evilbadperson the wheels not gonna spin itself