fiona

getting a lot of boss baby vibes

[Zac 🍒 @World0fEcho]

here we go again

[matt 🛝 @aut0mattick]

you took my sadness out of context… at the timothee chalamet look alike contest

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

if Kenan and Kel decide that they both are satisfied

[fiona @fioroco]

who called it "leaning out" and not sheryl sandbagging

[fiona @fioroco]

all flight paths lead to istanbul

[fiona @fioroco]

evergreen

[mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky]

personally i do NOT like it that the original charter of new york city states that the mayor must be "of limited intelligenfe and poccefing the sparke of madness"

[charlie @chunkbardey]

the last person in a line should have to wear a humiliating hat. and the hat gets passed back as more people join the line

[Semamaque 9️⃣ @earthdistance]

I seriously hope these aren’t gift horses

[Contemplectomy @coral_dew]

[optometrist interrupts me] the bigger letters aren't louder

[Noah Hobbs @Hobbs_Duluth]

Whatever happens today or tomorrow with the #Veepstakes. I'm so dang proud of @Tim_Walz. I was a "C"ish student in high school (shocking, I know). Mr. Walz took the time to make sure that I was successful. Not only in his class but others. He made learning exciting

[fiona @fioroco]

inspired by my experience of intuiting instantly based on styling and font choice that a normal cotton t shirt i saw in an ad was $60 (it was $58)

[fiona @fioroco]

a spinoff of the price is right where each episode is dedicated to a single category (like t shirts) and contestants have to guess prices for a bunch of specific items based on their instagram ads

[fiona @fioroco]

every municipality should have to produce a real housewives show if bravo isn't already on it

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

me [mayor of biggest city in america]: get me the guy who does animation for bowling alleys

[Rachel Lapides @rachellapides]

They call it amtrak because the train am on the track

[Rich Mintz @richmintz]

Injured by sharks in New York State in the past 180 years: 20

Injured by drivers in the congestion zone in the past 180 DAYS: 1,402

Congestion pricing now, you absolute fraud