Firananda

[Firananda @firafitrananda]

@vctrkmng 🤣🤣🤣

[Firananda @firafitrananda]

SAY IT LOUDER
*maap caps lock jebol

[Alanda Kariza @alandakariza]

Surely there must be more women capable speaking about these topics, no? (To be fair, in the speakers list there are *more* women compared to the poster. 5 women in total, to be exact… 😬)

[Firananda @firafitrananda]

Si Niki sanggup disekolahin disitu emangnya salah dia apa gimana 😂

[Firananda @firafitrananda]

@winahyuanggoro kzl 😂😂😂😂
i expect something from this thread

[hanyur @menghanyurkan]

nyuruh-nyuruh perempuan gak boleh berkarir, gak boleh kerja, giliran ke dokter maunya istrinya dilayanin dokter perempuan, di bandara maunya dicek sm petugas perempuan, potong rambut maunya sm perempuan aja, emang dikiranya perempuan-perempuan ini lagi ngapain kl bukan kerja?

[Firananda @firafitrananda]

@panjiarga Wakakakakakaka catching up with current tren yaaa

[Firananda @firafitrananda]

I promised not to buy fragrance anymore unless it’s discovery set / travel size / trial.

But then I bought Replica trial and I can’t stop sniffing my hands and I have been scrolling the full size for two days 🥲

[Firananda @firafitrananda]

Rada miris liat Taman Tebet serame itu…

Miris soalnya warga emang butuh dan seneng banget taman untuk ruang publik tapi lokasi dan ketersediaannya terbatas.

[Firananda @firafitrananda]

In my thirties…
I discover that

I don’t have to have opinion for everything.

If I do, it does not have to be bold A or bold B. Or which team am I.

If I do, it does not have to be posted. Sometimes it stopped in draft eternally.

Or stayed in conversation with hub :))

[Firananda @firafitrananda]

😢

[New York Post @nypost]

Doctors save baby after pregnant mother shot and killed in Philadelphia https://t.co/nzeCR039bh

[Firananda @firafitrananda]

This is me in 30yo.

I don’t mind and get annoyed of weird comment and question anymore.

[FALLA 🎀 @falla_adinda]

So, if you meet family with a weirdo question, “Kapan nikah?”, “ga nambah anak kedua..”, “gendutan ya?”, “Ga ambil PNS ya?”, just simply answer it briefly, and change the topic as you wish. They just want to say hi. No need to be rude.

[Firananda @firafitrananda]

Enak banget boboknya…. Bapaknya.

❌ I wanna sleep like baby
✅ I wanna sleep like the daddy

[Firananda @firafitrananda]

Hahahahahaah

[the elusive sniffer @shandya]

Literally me when I visited SG for the first time

[Firananda @firafitrananda]

Now I know it’s normal 😅

[. @aan__]

Kadang pas tidur lagi abis subuh tu mimpinya terlihat, terdengar, dan kerasa disentuh kaya nyata banget bahkan sampe kamu kebangun.

It’s okey, bukan mistis juga, namanya hypnopompic hallucinations. Ini transisi otak fase tidur ke kebangun pagi. Good morning everyone! 🖤

[Firananda @firafitrananda]

🤣😭😅🥲🤣😭😅🥲🤣😭😅🥲🤣
Speechless

[Firananda @firafitrananda]

Ya ampun pesanan Shopee ku yang dari China stuck semua lama banget sampe 😅. Yang di Indo hebat ih ada yg 2-3 hari aja udah sampe, lebih cepet dari pesen lokal SG 🤣

[Firananda @firafitrananda]

In the world of “mind your own business” thanks for not to 😭

[Firananda @firafitrananda]

Oh lupa ada biaya konsultasi dokter jadi bayarnya satu visit per injeksi 330 Dolar atau total hampir 10 juta untuk 3 visit

[Firananda @firafitrananda]

Ini adalah uang yang gue keluarkan untuk vaksin HPV Gardasil 9 di Singapura:

280 Singapore dollar kali 3 dosis dalam 6 bulan = 8.8 juta rupiah!

Jadi kalo ada vaksin HPV GRATIS dari pemerintah ya ambil lah

[Firananda @firafitrananda]

@marissaputri 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣