Firastopher 🇵🇸

[Firastopher 🇵🇸 @firastopher]

why are people acting like you cant do outrageous things in tv in 2026? you know its not real life right....?

[T @HappinessHitHim]

In Season 1 (One!) of this show, Sue Sylvester was fired from her job and then slipped the school principal a date rape drug at dinner, took intimate photos with him, and blackmailed him to get her job back.

How in God’s good name will they revive this in 2026.

[Firastopher 🇵🇸 @firastopher]

Random bald spot randomly appeared in my eyebrow I feel like Tom Holland

[Firastopher 🇵🇸 @firastopher]

@elijahhhhhhhh ntm on harry collet

[Firastopher 🇵🇸 @firastopher]

@vixtopher Since u wanna be an asshole for firastopher, paul atreides dies in dune 3 and I’m not even kidding

[Firastopher 🇵🇸 @firastopher]

@oralysis Just a girl on a train back to Boston and she’s jumping the gun❤️

[Firastopher 🇵🇸 @firastopher]

I find it kind of inspiring how her lips never touch when speaking

[oliver ꕤ @eternal1te]

Stelle Lefty is interviewed for a game to decide her favorite artist.

[Firastopher 🇵🇸 @firastopher]

How Billie Eilish was moving when she was going around saying she has Tourette’s

[Firastopher 🇵🇸 @firastopher]

@enamouredclub so true I’m glad I have my loyal firastopherians to keep a record of my sayings 🙏🏼

[Firastopher 🇵🇸 @firastopher]

watching my selfies flop while my written tweets do numbers

[drank gore @thedarkprowler]

U don’t really need to watch any old movies if you watch family guy. They cover all the important ones

[Firastopher 🇵🇸 @firastopher]

im ctfu i watched this 3 times thinking it was lena dunham in girls 😭

[🀨 danny ⚝ kyle gallner attorney 𓉸ྀི @cem3teries]

he is genuinely the cutest thing no wonder they couldn’t kill him

[Firastopher 🇵🇸 @firastopher]

i was going to disagree but then i saw an extreme boom back to establish the world and changed my mind!

[✨ @magdalenepop]

i have to speak my truth, this is a great song and i love it

[Firastopher 🇵🇸 @firastopher]

"What I love most about these clothes is they're super versatile. You can wear them to work if you're famous, to dinner if you're famous. You can wear them to a wedding if you're famous"

[Steve Snow @SEASONAL_FANN]

Kylie Jenner thought it was Timothée seated on the right when she almost did this… glad she played it off really fast and smart 😭

[Firastopher 🇵🇸 @firastopher]

at some point you have to wonder where the line between transphobia and genuine psychosis is because thats very clearly a woman. she's fresh caught tuna tartar.

[Riley Gaines @Riley_Gaines_]

Cool he's still a dude

[Firastopher 🇵🇸 @firastopher]

@ogi__wan ill take it

[Firastopher 🇵🇸 @firastopher]

@ogi__wan the way i came across her yesterday for the first time #imcanadadown

[Firastopher 🇵🇸 @firastopher]

“Argentinian in Spain”…popcorn found all over my shirt after the movie ended

[Firastopher 🇵🇸 @firastopher]

Holy shit he scalped Carrie…

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

New poster for ‘DUNE: PART 3’.

In theaters on December 18.