*I see a locked post behind a subscription wall*
What Twitter thinks ill do:
“I NEED TO SEE WHAT MR. BEAST SAID GOTTA DROP THAT $$$”
What I actually do:
“Huh, ok” *keeps scrolling*
6 years ago today a criminal who was finanshally struggling broke into my car, and robbed me of my full @DutchBros stamp card. But don’t worry, they told me they weren’t a criminal. Never forget 🥲
Theres something so blissful about tapping into my deep-seated self hatred to transform my gym sessions into what feels like a fight for sweet life 🫶🏻🙌🏻👏🏻😌
In celebration of 5k sales on Etsy, I will be giving away 5 blackout controllers.
These are brand-new T3 boards with hybrid spicy sticks, bald buttons, tactile Zs, and no-reset snapback modules.
To enter: follow @LevCustoms and like + retweet this post. Enjoy and many thanks!
If you are going to take the chest press machine and have a full fledged conversation as a literal line is forming for people to get on, I hope you accidentally kick your pinky toe on the corner of your bed frame tonight