FireMama

I like cheese

[FireMama @fire_mama18]

@Jezebel @maziehirono

[FireMama @fire_mama18]

@maziehirono It's not but aight

[FireMama @fire_mama18]

Ew. Snapchat...why would you put a Biden filter on there? 🤢

[FireMama @fire_mama18]

@Acosta No shit.

[FireMama @fire_mama18]

@weartv Hey! That's my aunt!

[FireMama @fire_mama18]

Dear all.male authors,
Here's a tip.for you: *ahem* WOMEN ARE NOT AWARE OF OUR BREASTS 24/7. PLEASE STOP WRITING FEMALE CHARACTERS AS IF WE'RE FROM AN ANIME SERIES.

Thank you for coming to my Tedtalk

[FireMama @fire_mama18]

Damn you, ragweed pollen!!!

[FireMama @fire_mama18]

@Ms_Deathwish Except a lot of us dont care but go off 🙄

[FireMama @fire_mama18]

@likechildhood You know that people owe zero explanation for why they dont want to be with someone? And also owe people exactly zero return of feelings?

[FireMama @fire_mama18]

Are people really insinuating that a woman who spent YEARS helping track down the Golden State Killer would've been cool with her husband being a pedophile? Is this the "logic" we're arriving at?

[FireMama @fire_mama18]

@lycheelesbian Or because my husband is...ya know, my partner. In life, in parenthood, in everything we do. Never once has he used me for personal gain. Nor will he. Gtfo with that.

[FireMama @fire_mama18]

@RebeccaCaitlin2 I just tell them "I've popped out two. It's someone else's turn now" 😅 Apparently my main purpose in life is to grow humans at a rate that is acceptable to other people🙃

[FireMama @fire_mama18]

I love how 7 months after having a baby, people are wondering when we're going to have another. Seriously?! I just finished growing one for harvest. Let the soil settle. Unless you're a part of the process, shut tf up about it. It is 0% your business.

[FireMama @fire_mama18]

Well, hello hello my new team💗

[Seattle Kraken @SeattleKraken]

A legend from the deep awakens.

Meet the Seattle Kraken → https://t.co/to5BtVVPh1

[FireMama @fire_mama18]

@smitty1789 @tacobell It's not the saaaame 😭😭😭😭

[FireMama @fire_mama18]

I'm way more upset than I should be that @tacobell is taking quesarito off the menu. It's been my go-to since it came out. 2020 has already taken so much from us! I cant handle much more disappointment 😭😭😭

[FireMama @fire_mama18]

@JamieCinch @UnbiasedKatie @journalistew @lnclusivegamers @TTransgenderism @TrentStevensyn @JK_Journalist Say "sike". Right now.

[FireMama @fire_mama18]

Why do people purposely surround themselves with the most toxic humans?

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@NHL Happy Gilmore

[FireMama @fire_mama18]

@TheEmSchulz Oh! I just read a thing that people with anxiety and depression rewatch the same things over and over because they feel comfort in knowing what's coming.