Fireball Papi

Truth is like poetry. And most people fucking hate poetry.

[Fireball Papi @fireballpapi5]

Me rolling up to the baseball hall of fame cause Barry Bonds isn't in it.

[Fireball Papi @fireballpapi5]

If you were Nick Bosa, and you only had these 2 choices, who would you pick?

[Fireball Papi @fireballpapi5]

If Trump runs for a third term...and God forbid he wins, that will pave the way for the democrats to run Mamdani for president in 2032. #sorrynotsorry #shoutoutnurses

[Aaron @aaroncabrera_]

Cameron Skattebo when JJ McCarthy looks like Jaxon Dart but doesn’t smell like Jaxon Dart

[FOX College Football @CFBONFOX]

Beer snake sighting in Wembley ����

[Fireball Papi @fireballpapi5]

If in 30 years your uncle tells you you were related to the guy that killed Charlie kirk, how would that make you feel as a kid?

[Fireball Papi @fireballpapi5]

Our vices are what makes us better people

[Fireball Papi @fireballpapi5]

Oil is fucking awesome because just think this. You're pumping a spec of Jesus to fill up your car, so you can drive to Sedona

[Fireball Papi @fireballpapi5]

@TapXMikey Patch really nerfed ASU

[soul @soulsouljah]

when she asks “what are we” so i literally tell her we are Charlie Kirk

[Fireball Papi @fireballpapi5]

Worse than Brian Kelly's accent

[Western Lensman @WesternLensman]

AOC has a new accent in Memphis.

[Chad Johnson @ochocinco]

Bison have no lateral movement, hesi to the right & sidestep to the left. Hope the tourist is okay.

[tido bling @tiido_bling]

returning to the dance floor with a drink like you didn’t just throw up in the bathroom

[Fireball Papi @fireballpapi5]

You think Jesus would have rested on Sunday if he knew about Sunday Fun Days?

[Fireball Papi @fireballpapi5]

Sometimes you just need to sit in your pain, and there's no better artist to listen to to help you get through it like Future, but once you're out of that, you're listening to Drake

[Fireball Papi @fireballpapi5]

I'm with Noel like I'm Chris Cringle

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

@GoonersDream @MarinoMLB stop gooning and learn ball

[Dcroft @Dcroft]

Lets get pack-strike going and remove points from ultimate team now too

Lead me @Zirksee

[Fireball Papi @fireballpapi5]

@MisterCiv #CFBPlayDontPay for Ultimate too

[Le'Veon Bell @LeVeonBell]

whoever is dating my ex needs to do better because she txting and calling me

[Official Ohio State DG @DylanEveryday]

unguardable at 22 unguardable at 32 and unguardable at 42.. she’s literally bron