Stephen Heckler

I enjoy Oxford commas, time jumps, and drama.
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@Skint_Eastwood1 Hey Ronnie, no one likes you.

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@MomsPostingLs I'm not sure what's to blame, but I do know Officials are always fucking dumb.

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@LinkedInLunat1c Dumb.

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@america The only racist is the one bringing up racism. This formula works from all directions. Follow me for more STFU tips.

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@earthcurated

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Leave it to the officials to make it about them yet again. And screw up a coin toss. @nfl @AtlantaFalcons @Colts

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Today was a good day.

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@AgathaChocolats These planks were once my home.

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This is dumb as shit.

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Dudes, I just don't want to open Outlook or Excel ever again. Can't you fucks buy some books and help me out? I'll send you a free grilled cheese with proof of purchase, yo.

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I once knew a guy who wouldn't go to a Halloween party because he didn't want to wear formal Victorian dress. What a pussy.

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That bothers may.

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@chefsevenn

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@ehsleeta Lol. I write for me. Say what you will. It matters not.

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@talishammas Autobiographically

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Sing 'Wood' to my mom. #ThingsIdRatherDoThanGoApplePicking

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I'd be flattered if people pirated my books.

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@earthcurated Resistance is Futile.

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@ehsleeta Ain't this the fuckin' truth.

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You're not decisive at all. You're a good little soldier in someone else's war, and if you dare speak for yourself your fellow soldiers come after you.

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I'm a centrist. I heard it said that being a centrist means I'm indecisive. I've also been called a fascist and a commie in the same week. The truth is, being wholly Democrat or Republican is indecisive. You're told what to believe, and what to hate about the other side.