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🎶 I'm a tiger when I want love; I'm a snake when we disagree. 🎶

Reformed Sailin' Man. Sometimes I fix broken things. (Tomaytx/Tomahtx. Gringx).

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Why's my feed all full of Asians in bikinis, and of blackhead popping videos, but nothing about popping blackheads on asian boobs?

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@InsaneReality It's like my first year in college

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@Notwokenow Have grace.

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@eleanorzjames @Emotion78687 The Monkees (1960s) were a boyband. So were the Sex Pistols (1970s).

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@Thomas_More2017 @DannyDeraney Curtins often come in pairs.

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@JapanTripFriend Kurazushi has those AMAZING tempura-style onion rings AND mikan (tangerine) juice. Wins hands-down.

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@CynicalPublius Every time a "surprise" Surf n Turf dinner showed up on the ship's messdecks, it was invariably followed by the Skipper announcing that our deployment had been extended.

EVERY. DAMN. TIME.

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@mlbeuphoria First six inning were meh tho

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I'm beginning to wonder whether The Boys had actually even LEFT town in the first place. Maybe dude just hadn't seen them in a while.

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@plumfeeler .... But oil floats on water!

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@OwenGregorian I really miss him.

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@ninja_padrino Absolutely. Did you go to the "secret" Fudōmyō mini-temple, across the creek?

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@moe_moelab Hatashi 😆

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@FloppyDeepDive @gamesyouloved Beautiful game

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@elonmusk I miss @ScottAdamsSays

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@kokyotour Yes, absolutely [*]. Green Car ☘️ is heavenly.

[*] - except on Shinkansen

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@ninja_padrino I live three minutes' walk from Dobuita street....

Which is GREAT, except when im trying to sleep on Friday/Saturday nights 😁

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@uhshanti What's it called....?
"Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Still" 😁

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Today's NYT "Strands" puzzle seems to be partly in homage to Scott Adams' simultaneous sip.