Kevin Murphy

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life so that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice

[Kevin Murphy @fireguy6635]

Worst day ever

[Kevin Murphy @fireguy6635]

Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend

[Kevin Murphy @fireguy6635]

The feeling seeing something you once had, but will never have again..

[Kevin Murphy @fireguy6635]

And if you dont know who Merle Haggard was, take your cowgirl boots off and go back to listening to drake

[Kevin Murphy @fireguy6635]

Well, country music continues to go down the tubes, RIP Merle Haggard.

[Kevin Murphy @fireguy6635]

I guess sometimes dreams do kind of come true...

[Kevin Murphy @fireguy6635]

The best part of st. Patrick's day this year is I can finally hear bagpipes without going to a funeral

[Kevin Murphy @fireguy6635]

Under 25 years old can't be served with an out of state Id. What the fuck kind of rule is that? #TDGarden

[Kevin Murphy @fireguy6635]

Hillary Clinton barking is literally the weirdest fucking thing I've ever seen. What's next, is Sanders going to meow? #hillarybarks

[Kevin Murphy @fireguy6635]

I'm done with today

[Kevin Murphy @fireguy6635]

First night of welding class tonight, cause I can. #letslearnsomethingnew

[Kevin Murphy @fireguy6635]

"Volunteer" is NOT synonymous with "unprofessional".

[Jill Basilone @jill_basilone]

I hate snow

[Kevin Murphy @fireguy6635]

@MikeFallon2 or on some shit wagon Toyota next to one of those dumb coexist stickers #liberalfantasies #idontfeelthebern

[Kevin Murphy @fireguy6635]

Bucks is burning

[Kevin Murphy @fireguy6635]

@laaurenwillard this is the tweet of the year. I feel you.

[Kevin Murphy @fireguy6635]

Don't care what anybody says, "o come, all ye faithful" will always be one of my favorite Christmas songs.

[Kevin Murphy @fireguy6635]

I think I've come to the realization that I don't like people

[Kevin Murphy @fireguy6635]

Today is not my day

[Kevin Murphy @fireguy6635]

There's nothing in life I hate more than stubbing my pinky toe