fireintheattic

Product Designer

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When the design debt is so deep, you rename your team “austerity”. #integrity #moonshots

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A/S/L?

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When you are seen as an “expert” at your company but completely mediocre.

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Starting making websites/products 30 years ago. PM still looks at me like i don’t know nothin. #coolstorybro

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Starbucks asked me if I love them today. I could only pick yes or no. Give it time starbucks

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Happy user, happy life…

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I made my first website for a paying client in the 1900s.

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https://t.co/N3YIaIYuMz

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Stillness is the move. - anytime i run into a complicated problem

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I work at a place where no one in my meeting has seen the movie office space.

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Honey look, the new Eminem album is out.

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Designers that reference SoHo are "SoHo Cool".

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For my big org product partners. Design is a mirror. If we only design what was given to us in the brief then we have to trust the requirements to make our design. If "we" don't like what we see, its because we see the flaws in the requirements.

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That one time you bother to make a poster for a volunteer group and they respond with something they made in chatgpt

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@adamwathan Those are two jobs even if skills overlap. Hire a designer to pair with a front-end developer.

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This is like how they got Al Capone on tax evasion.

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I heard alameda loaned elon the money to buy twitter. #makinguprumors.

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KoRn is like KISS but for millennials?

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@gagesalzano Like anyone knows what chords are by memory.