@travismcelroy Oh Travis, this sucks! Please feel better, and I'll catch y'all the next time you come to California!!! Great opportunity to eat some good good soup, my dude ♡
@CNBC You’re a grownup and you get to decide what that means. Don’t let news networks or older generations trick you into thinking you’re “adulting” the wrong way.
I love getting my monthly newsletter from the Satanic Temple. It's always like "Hail Satan! Here's an update on our campaign to raise money to buy tampons for unhoused people. And a recipe for vegan lasagna. Have a blasphemous day!"
i mentioned that my parents have been married 40 years and my gf was like "wow, i wonder what it would be like to love someone for 40 years" and it's like, just to be clear, my parents wouldn't know
I'm a little embaressed, a little nervous, a little thrilled and a little shy, but wanted to share this... hoping it makes a difference for some of you out there, in your daily interactions . Hearing poeple, looking at you!https://t.co/7Tp6umIey2
Sparrow: I burned down my first school!
Henry: He didn’t burn down the entire school, the fire damage was limited to one or two classrooms.
Sparrow: I’ll do better next time!